Hopefully @RubyRoseRain merges this with 911 What's Your Emergency? .

To quote myself:

  1. There is this drunk driver going 20 mph over the speed limit.
  2. I was trying to call my friend. Sorry.
  3. Can I have a cheeseburger?
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  1. FIRE

  2. I was calling the clothing store.

  3. I SPILLED SOME MILK ON THE FLOOR

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  1. There is this chemical spill and we need EMS to care for the victims inside.
  2. Oops… wrong number.
  3. There is this Cheetos spill and we need EMS to clean up the mess.
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1 there is a murder murdering everyone on the whole planet and there is only 30 people left.
2 I was calling my Pokemon
3. My computer’s battery died.

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  1. Someone by the name of Jaynastic just got me into no user rights again!

  2. My remote wants to see this merged right away.

  3. Where’s the vacation hotline numbers?

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1 There are people hacking my computer for personal information

2 I was calling Senpaibuns (Gacha Life)

3 I’m out of COPIC ink

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  1. Some powerful robots are taking over the world.
  2. Someone else must have stole my phone and called you.
  3. I haven’t finished my painting.
    OK now i really have to go i’ll be back after I eat lunch
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1 My sister is throwing up everywhere (EMS)
2 I was calling ICSIH to say bye
3 I’m drawing and my pencil broke

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  1. I smell gas.
  2. Whoops. I meant to summon Paimon.
  3. help i don’t know how to use the coffee machine.
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^3 is a emergency to my science teacher, as she is coffee obsessed

1 There’s a man outside my house with (random weapon here)

2 I meant to call my teacher

3 I’m out of pencil lead

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  1. quietly I’m being held hostage
  2. I must have butt-dialed you. Sorry.
  3. I have a B in Science! I want an A! Please help!
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(This game is fun)

1 People are vandalizing my hippity hoppity property

2 I was calling my cousin, (insert name)

3 I have no alcohol based markers (besides sharpie)

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  1. My neighbors’ house is on fire!
  2. She must have gave me the wrong number…
  3. Hey, so your name is Nan Wanwan? I’m Lukas! You can call me Luke or Luka.
  1. There is someone drowning in this river!
  2. Sorry, I thought this was a calculator, not a phone…
  3. A thread that I like has been inactive for 8 days! Help!

(Am I doing this game correctly?)

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  1. The sun is about to explode!
  2. Sorry, I was calling @ICanGuessItLol to make him come to this thread and my hand must have slipped and hit the wrong number.
  3. I’m too cold.
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For #1 , it is supposed to be a hypothetical genuine emergency. Save the other “emergencies” for #3 .

  1. “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”:tm:
  2. Whoops, meant to call 9 1 310 555 1212.
  3. Some vandal is vandalizing Wikipedia.
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  1. ICGIL’S HOUSE IS ON FIRE AND ICGIL DOESN’T KNOW!!! HELP!!!
  2. I must have accidentally touched my phone when I was sleeping.
  3. My book has a ripped page.
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  1. My car is on fire.
  2. Who is this?
  3. Can I get a free In-N-Out Burger?
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  1. There is a forest fire breaking out in the nearby forest.
  2. Wait, this isn’t my own number?
  3. I’d like to report a missing person… Lukas has not posted on wikiForums for more than 15 minutes already!
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