You respond to a 911 situation, then you come up with your own. (Some can be silly!)
911 can I have some pizza?
I’ll ask Dominoes…
911 my cat scratched me! Am I going to die?
Probably not, unless it scratched an artery.
911 I don’t know what to get my brother for Christmas!!! *panic
Uh… sir? This is not considered an emergency. Please refrain from calling the police for these sorts of problems.
911 I ate a mushroom, and I don’t feel good! Help!
Referring you to the poison control center. Please be patient…
911, how’s your day?
Uh… good? *sends police after him for not using 911 properly*
911, I just got stabbed!
Please stay calm and on the phone with me. What is your address? We will be sending an ambulance shortly…
911 I have pneumonia and I don’t want my cat to get it. What do I do?
I don’t think you can pass on pneumonia, sir… 911! I want to report a murder! My neighbor killed a spider!!!
Get out of their car.
911 my internet is broken.
Um, sir? You might want to leave that to the technicians. 911, broken… plane *static* going down… *static* please help! *static*
*Yawns* We’ll get back to you soon, sir. You interrupted my middle-of-the-afternoon nap. Goodbye. *Yawns again*
911, someone’s beating me up with beer bottles! *Ow*
Okay, sending an ambulance there, for we already know where your address is, TheYoungWriter.
911, I want to report a murder! My neighbor killed my puppy!
We will schedule a court meeting on Friday. This is very serious!
911, Amber alert, I found a missing child!
Uh… 'mam? This is not who you call to report that.
911, I just got stabbed by a rusty knife, I NEED AN AMBULANCE! My address is *says address*.
Are you sure it is not just a minor cut on your finger from your rusty kitchen knife?
911 my computer broke.
Sending an ambulance over! What is your address?
911, I want to report a murder. My pet rock is dead! I know who killed him. My sister did. Please. Send police over. My address is *says address*.
Have you tried CPR? I’m sending an ambulance now!
911, I think my goldfish drowned!
Try mouth to mouth resuscitation! We’ll be there soon!
911, My pet monkey is screaming! I think he’s dying! Help!
