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Ever since the Pretend game became a lot of fun, involving blocks, I decided to start this one. What you do is block the user in the comment above yours by using a block notice, which looks something like this.

| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

Your reason here.

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will not receive a reply.

You will need to quote this, and then copy and paste the code that you see. The code will then generate the block notice when posted live. With that being said, let’s hope that this makes a good forum game.

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

Because life is a jerk.

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will not receive a reply.

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

I forgot. Live with it.

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will not receive a reply.

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

Darkfrost is a meanie.

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make better contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@darkfrost.com . Please understand that unless you can show us that you are a cat, your appeal will not receive a reply.

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LOL:slight_smile:

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s): </b></big> | |

I FELT LIKE IT

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will not receive a reply.

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

I like pie.

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place cakes, cookies, candy, or custards on wikiHow, but not enough pie!

If you wish to make blueberry pie, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@pielovers.com Please understand that unless you can show us that you were baking a pie, your appeal will not receive a reply.

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[QUOTE="<big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big>

I’m an admin that feels like blocking random people.

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people like you frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, I’m sorry. You will never be un-blocked.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, I don’t care. If I feel merciful, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will never receive a reply. Even if you were editing in good faith.

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Try to personalize the block so it’s more fun. Like the one I did:

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

You have been caught breathing.

A recent breath of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, then please do so while holding your breath.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@nobreath.com . Please understand that unless you can show us that you were holding your breath, your will never be unblocked.

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^ LOL

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

You have been caught Eating Cake.

A recent breath of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, then please do so while eating an apple.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@Cake.co.uk.org . Please understand that unless you can show us that you were Eating cake, you will never be unblocked. hahahahahahahahhah

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To blocked@pielovers.com :

| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

You like pie.

A recent pie of yours has not been conducive to the best foods of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive foods on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive foods, you may stop making pie.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@hatepies.com . Please understand that unless you can show us that you were not supporting pies, your cooking will not receive a tasting review.

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from TAYLOR SWIFT FARTS to wikiHow for the folzwkeqnubsddsjjbded gregedugdu(s):</b></big> | |

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of my friendly apple named Quinn. Unfortunately, people frequently place Taylor Swift farts on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a sexy mechanical cow named Riley.

If you wish to fart in my face, you can never come back unless sirloin steak.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, too bad. blocked@wikihow.com Eat some farting unicorns of death. Please understand that unless you can twerk it till you work it, we will haunt your dreams forever.

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

Did not do your chores, wikiHow does have inside eyes

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will not receive a reply.

| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

Your heart is pounding

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will not receive a reply.

| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

You blocked me

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will not receive a reply.

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Heh:slight_smile:

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

Eating too much pickles

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name AND pizza flavor in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will not receive a reply.

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

The H.O.P.E. in your profile picture. I am not sure what it means.

A recent support to H.O.P.E. of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently support H.O.P.E., be bad, irrelevant, or abusive, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after you stop supporting H.O.P.E.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were not supporting H.O.P.E., your appeal will not receive a reply.

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| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

Not understand my profile picture…HOW DARE YOU!!!

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will not receive a reply.

| <big><b>You have been blocked from contributing to wikiHow for the following reason(s):</b></big> | |

Giving me a thumbs up

A recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, irrelevant, or abusive information on wikiHow, which detracts from our goal of creating a useful and free how-to manual.

If you wish to make constructive contributions, you may come back after this block expires.

If you believe that this block has been made in error, you may appeal it by emailing blocked@wikihow.com (include your user name in the email). Please understand that unless you can show us that you were editing in good faith, your appeal will not receive a reply.