just post something wierd like @Mercedesbell
did with this:
13 dating problems only awkward girls like me understand lol
1. Reading way
too much into everything he says.“Is that a thing?” is something I say virtually every 20 minutes
while reading texts from someone I have a crush on. 2. Not being sure that
even the clearest signals mean that he likes you.I had a guy drop off a
scrapbook full of things I loved on my front porch, and I still thought we were
just friends because he didn’t specifically say he liked me. It is a problem. 3. Being so nervous about the first kiss that you
just leave before it can happen.Because what if he’s not going to kiss me and I just think he is and then
I stand around waiting for it, or he thinks I’m going to kiss him and then I
have to figure that out. Haha. No, thank you, bye. 4. Not wanting to assume
that everyone is flirting with you, so you assume no one is ever flirting with
you.This has been my plan since, like, forever, and I’ve been happily
single ever since (JK, this plan is terrible). 5. The more you like someone,
the more terrified and nervous you become.My friends are always trying to
tell me to “calm down” and “stop freaking yourself out just
because he texted you with a period at the end instead of an exclamation
point,” but I don’t listen. 6. One time you tried flirting with a rando
who appeared to be hitting on you but then it turned out he had a girlfriend
and now you’ll never do that ever again.That’s the last time I’ll make the
first move. 7. An upperclassman asks for your number and you debate in your
head for two hours whether or not it’s worth it.I mean, he could be great
or he could be crazy and then I’m stuck with a total weirdo calling me all the
time … oh. He’s already walked away. Like, 20 minutes ago. Hmm. 8. Wanting
to hold his hand so badly that you end up subconsciously poking him in a really
weird way.And then he gives you that look. That look that says,
“ummmm what are you doing?” and everything is terrible. 9. Wanting
to scream, “DO YOU LIKE ME?” during conversation but having to hold
it in.Once I full-blown like someone, it’s all I can do not to shout this
every 12 minutes. 10. Being so terrified of first-date silence that you end
up telling a really personal and upsetting story.Probably about something
really gross or tragic. Neither one goes over super well over noodles. 11.
When all your friends are like, “Ugh, shut up already. He obviously likes
you,” but you’re like, “Yeah, probably, but I don’t knowwww.”Aka
why my besties hate me. 12. Trying to figure out how to say good-bye in a
casual way usually turns into you half-hugging him and running away.Actually,
running away at the end of the first few dates or casual hang-outs with my
crush is one of my favorite pastimes/coping mechanisms. Mostly the latter. 13.
Seeing your crush and wanting so badly to either just be with them or to have
them leave the country and not even say good-bye.Just pick one. I’m so
exhausted by my feelings for you that I don’t even care anymore…
