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Your task is simple:
Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.Afterward, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.
For example:

User1: I wish for lots of money!

User2: Granted, but a solid ton of gold appears above your head and gravity does its thing.

I wish I could fly!

User3: Granted, the fly on your pants is down.

Etc.

Get it? I’ll start!

I wish for a new book

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Granted. The book will be an ebook with a virus corrupting it. I wish for the next poster to grant my wish.

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Granted; this message is a spam! (Not really.) I wish I could grow my long hair back in an instant!

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Granted. I poured Miracle Grow on your head. Your hair should be 20 ft. by noon, but your you’ll have severe brain damage by morning. 

I wish for a new car.

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Granted, a new toy car appears in your hand!

I wish for some pens

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Granted. You get a bunch of old, worn-out ones

I wish for a puppy

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Granted, here’s a dead one.:frowning:

I wish for a perfect pizza.

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XC

Out comes a clay model of a perfect pizza

I wish for a Christmas tree

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Granted, heres a dead oak tree, with the word “Christmas” painted on it.

I wish for a healed leg.

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Granted a leg with a foot and a heel.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

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Granted, here’s all the money that a bunch of poor people had. It will make you rich while they starve

I wish for some clip-on earrings 

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Granted two big chip clips in orange and pink.

I wish for humankind to honor each other’s individuality.

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lol

Granted. Everyone can do whatever they want, no matter what they want.

I wish for a gluten-free cookie

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Granted, here’s a “cookie” completely made of gluten- free flour, pounded into a circle.

I wish for a brand new couch.

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Granted, here’s a brand new, fresh off the side of the road couch

I wish to gain enough weight to be at a healthy weight.

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Granted, you will now lose weight, till you are at the healthy weight of a hamster.

I wish for a flower.

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Granted, here’s the Amorphophallus titanum, the smelliest flower on Earth.

I wish for a new, non-broken backpack.

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Granted. It is so stiff that it chaffs multiple parts of your body.

I wish for a fresh salad.

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Granted; here’s a salad composed entirely of cilantro! (I hate cilantro. lol) I wish that I could make a 100 on all of my midterm tests!

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Granted, you make 100 points out of a possible 1,000.

I wish for an alarm clock