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The last Corrupt-A-Wish thread’s last post was four months ago, and it would be too much of a bump to reuse that thread. That’s why I’m making a new thread here.
Directions: Distort the last person’s wish as much as possible.
Example:

  • User 1: I wish for a farm.
  • User 2: Granted, you get an ant farm. I wish for a new phone.
  • User 3: Granted, you get a new phone that’s been underwater for 5 hours already. I wish for a new pair of glasses.

So, let’s begin!I wish for a 100 on my next test.

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Granted, the teacher gave the wrong test back

(I dunno, this might be able to happen if nobody put their names on the test)

I wish for a dog

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Granted. But if you call your dog by jebb_ it will constantly change its colors (Yes iam talking about irl)

I wish for a puppie

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Granted, but the puppie ends up enjoying your friend’s company more than yours.

I wish for it to be summer already!!!

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AYO W- (I want let my friend. Meet the puppy lol jk)

Granted, but in the country you live it will snow and will be freezing cold, but the all other places gets summer.

I wish for all the homeless animals to get food.

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Granted, but they also get a nice place to live because they are homeless.

I wish for a new computer that won’t take 5 hours to load Minecraft.

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Granted, but your new computer is virus-loaded, making the only thing it can do properly to be loading Minecraft. You can’t even play it once it’s loaded!

I wish for my history tests not be so hard!

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Granted, your math tests are now 5 times harder

I wish for linear functions to not exist! They confuse the heck out of me and I’m positive I’ll never use them in my adult life:unamused:

if you can’t tell i reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hate math

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Granted, but with it vanishes everything that makes use of linear functions—the distance you travel on your car, the amount of milk left in your pantry, the number of Forum posts you read in a minute, etc.(I feel you, but linear functions do make up A LOT of our daily life!)

I wish for @Iamsanna_Fan_club to feel better about and do better on her math, and I don’t wish for this wish to be corrupted.

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Granted, but now all of your electronics are corrupted instead of your wish!

I wish that my upcoming summer break turns out amazing and I finally get my stupid video games to work again and stop not opening.

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Granted, your summer is broken wonderfully and amazingly into a bunch of shards. And your video game character, who is finally functioning normally, is the one who broke your summer. picks up the pieces left from @Sosig 's summer and tries to reassemble it

I wish for me to be better at math and not get something like 0 = pi/4 on my math question as I did earlier today.

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LMAO I’M DEAD XD!!!

Granted! Now you will get straight Fs in all of your other subjects! And you will also get ever more difficult questions than 0=pi/4 on all math related questions, which will be much much more difficult for you, as you are “better” in math, but not “better” enough to answer all these other harder questions.

I wish that I had friends who like insects as much as me.

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Granted, but all of your human friends themselves turn into insects and multiply super fast and crawl on you.I wish for COVID to end.

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Granted, but another pandemic immediately startsI wish for exams to be cancelled

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Granted, but immediately after the exams end, another set of exams start.

I wish I had a good pen.

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Granted, but the pen is so expensive that you are now in debt and being evicted in 2 days

I wish for good bread (???idk why i chose this)

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Granted. Everyone gets rotten bread from now on. Your bread stays the same as before the wish and the quality isn’t improved, but since everyone else has crappy bread, your bread is “good bread”.

I wish insects trusted people.

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Granted. Insects trust people, but people still don’t trust insects and kill all of the insects in the world. (e.g. no plants get pollinated, which means plants don’t reproduce, which means no food for animals, etc.)
I wish for everyone to subscribe to OverSimplified (Recently just found out this channel, bad thing is that they post every few monthswhich is a long time so maybe support their Patreon/channel?)

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Granted, but OverSimplified starts making bad content, (I mean it is hard to animate but 6 months? It’s a long wait)

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

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Not granted. XD (But in a sense I did grant your wish by not granting it, making your wish not corrupted. Anyway, that’s a bit too deep.)

I wish for me to be able to take my AP exams.

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