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IDK why all the Corrupt-a-Wish threads are closed…

Anyway here are the rules for anyone who needs a refresher! You wish for something (i.e. “I wish for a new dress”) and the next person “corrupts” your wish, then wishes for something else (i.e. “Granted, it’s three sizes too small. I wish for a dog”)

Alright, I wish for the ability to post images on here (my last account could, btw does anyone know if I could merge the two?)

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you might be able to, judging by the fact that someone named iris did that with their old account

anways, granted, but you can only post images when we say soi wish to go back in time [this will be ez]

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Granted, you go back to the Titanic and end up freezing alive:ocean::ship:

I wish for my dad to not be so f***ing annoying (sorry admins, i’m just not in a great mood rn)

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Honestly, I get it. IDK your dad (obviously) but I feel the same way about mine.:person_shrugging:

I wish to know how did all these squares make a circle?!:wink:

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Not granted, IDK either:exploding_head:

I wish homework was eliminated (seriously, we do enough work in school, why do we also have to do stuff out of school?)

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Granted, you get Cs on all your exams. They say we need homework to practice concepts we learned. Usually I do classwork, but on days with no homework (the days in elementary school where there wasn’t any homework on Fridays) I forget half the things we learned.

Plus, my parents always said “back in the day” they had homework every day, even on Saturdays. They practiced so much for their tests (they had tests nearly every day of the week past the sixth grade). All their free time was for studying. Probably because they were in an Asian country for their youth. Okay, the bad part is that many of them became perfectionists or workaholics. It develops your work ethic with a cost.I would hate it if that happened in America; it’s probably not gonna happen here though (whew).

Anyways, I wish to get a million dollars. I really can’t imagine getting a nice job. A bunch of them sound so difficult to do, or they pay less.

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Granted, you have to stay in a circle for 100 days with basically nothing to do in order to get it.

i may have been watching too much mrbeast lol

I wish for the weekend to come already (its only wednesday but for some reason I’m already like:weary:)

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Granted, you have school on the weekend (soo 2 more days of school (Thursday + Friday) moves to Saturday and Sunday).

Hm, I wish it was spring already.My area’s going through rainy season again (flashbacks to the time where it was flooding in some regions in my state in February 2023, plus school getting cancelled for 2 days in March 2023!), so there has been rain on and off for the whole week.

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Granted, the rabbits eat up all your grass and now you’re stuck with no yard, just a big field of dirt

I wish for my birthday to come faster (I’ll finally be able to drive [in my state anyway])

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Granted. Now you are rapidly aging. I wish I had a cat.

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Granted, the cat scratches you and then the scratch gets infected and now you have to go to the hospital and then you get endocarditis and die

(yeah my imagination can get very graphic sometimes)

I wish for a cute puppy

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Granted, you decide to travel to the Overtoun Bridge , where your puppy jumps off and dies.

Idk, I just thought of this story (the Infographics Show talked about weird mysteries like this), but I forgot the bridge’s name. So I searched it up, and that’s what it’s called.

I wish for algebra II homework to be way easier. Polynomial fractions are so freakin annoying since it’s very easy to mess up. I remember in algebra I, we only did multiplying polynomials and that was kinda hard already. Now, it’s fractional polynomials like this:

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Oh yeah this is part of my homework:image

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granted. Now Algebra is like simple math but you are not prepared for the world now. (Not very corrup, I know but what if you die somehow…?)

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(Bumping…)

I wish to eat some potato chips.

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Granted, they’re pickle potato chips (idk, I really don’t like pickles)

I wish for algebra to be less complicated.

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Granted, and now geometry is super complicated. Each proof takes 10 or more steps to do, and your teacher is bad at explaining it too!

I wish for Calculus to not be complicated.:persevere:

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Granted, now every other subject that you do is extra hard and you fail all of them.

I wish to become a wikiHow admin. (corrupt that, losers!)

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Granted, you will become one, but every time you try to edit a page, it will be vandalized by just typing a word, and the staff has to desysop you and shut you down by blocking you from editing. (Remember, don’t be mad about this! This is just a joke!)Oh yeah, I wish to be a NABer.

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Granted, you approve many stubbed articles and you become the Top Person on wikiHow but then @JayneG and @EpcotMagic get mad because they are better and ban you.
(just a joke lol)

I wish to eat oreos right now!

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I have no special powers to ‘ban’ anyone. However, I can advise admins to take care of that when absolutely necessary.