Some times you think you should leave a template that you can’t. Well here is the place to put what it would say! NOTE: This is for fun only, most of these shouldn’t really become templates. Hello! I noticed your edit on (article) That was immature, could you consider growing up? Now I’m not THAT mean, but I have imaigned their reaction. Yes, I know this would only make them mad and vadalise even more, but hey, this is just for fun!
Ooh, this sounds interesting. I have some that would work if hackers and trolls somehow got ownership of wikiHow. {{ISMKW1}} reads: “IShareMahKnowledgeWisely thinks a lot of things are stupid. Your article is most certainly one of them - come back after you learn how to spell.” {{Freecookie}} reads: “Your article was so great that I want to give you a free cookie. Give me your e-mail, street address, and, while you’re at it, your social security number, and I will send it to you in the mail.”
JKL1234
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{{warning3}} Greetings. STOP VANDALIZING THE SITE NOW OR YOU WILL BE BANNED. SHUT UP OR YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO BABY. Have a nice day!
{{CP}} You are a person. Not a penguin. {{Shortesttemplatethatwillbeevermadeinthewholehistoryofwikihow!}} . More will be made
{{Over9000}} reads: Sorry, but your account has been blocked because your exceedingly high power level is messing with our site’s archives. Come back when you aren’t a character from DBZ. {{Closertothetruth}} - a template that I always wanted to use on some of the edits I’ve seen - reads: NO thank you for contributing to *ARTICLE NAME HERE*. We hope you never come back because of that horrible edit you made.
{{expand}} or {{embellisharticle}}? It would help embellish the steps in the article, so most steps wouldn’t just be 1 sentence long(which some users tend to do to their articles.)
{{badbadedit}} reads: ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! I just wasted 16 seconds of my life trying to revert your nasty edit!!!
{{wow}} Hey, what did you do, flunk english. GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN TO SPELL!!! Don’t even try to respond, you’ll probably type gibberish anyway. {{laughing}} Ha, ha. I laughed at your edit.IT was so immature I almost called you and scolded you. Say, could you give me your number, and credit card number, and your house deed?
{{StopInsultingPeople}} Hello, I noticed you’ve been creating templates used to insult people about vandalizing. So, knock it off. Thanks!
{{can you listen}} Have you NO idea what I just said? I mean come on! Do you have memory loss or something? This was based on an actual event. I was just telling someone how wikihow is not ment as a chat site, and he agreed, then asked me to chat! What Should I reply? Should I reply saying no, or tell him about Wikihow not being a chat site again?
Err…maybe tell him to go on IRC?
system
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Reply saying the same link, and leaving the link to the chat template by doing {{temp|chat}}. You could also redirect him to IRC. If you have any more questions, just ask!
{{himynameisbob}} reads: I live in a box my favorite color is orange omg what is this place idk what this is used for im just gonna type in it i like ponies
JKL1234
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{{Mommy}} Heloe momy, i wuv u a lot. i wan a pety uncrn an an bawbe dowel. {{#@$!}} Don’t -censored- cuss -censored- it or you will get -censored- banned, you -censored- hole. {{warning4}} YOU ARE BANNED
{{imageabuser}} Hi, do you like taking pictures? And then annoying people by flooding article with them?!?! I mean come on!
TheBev
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{{deckthehalls}} FA LA LA LA LAAAAA LA LA LA LAAAAA {{moo}} moo! moo moo moo! moo moo moo! moo! moo! moooooo! {{wikihowends}} LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ELMOS WORLD!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ELMOS WORLD!!! boom. wikihow has ended. Random singing O.o
TheBev
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{{manners}} Hi! Thank you for contributing to The WikiHow Forums! I’ve noticed that you didn’t tuck in your chair though. SO TUCK IT IN NOW! AND SAY THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER! I BET YOU WON’T EVEN REPLY!!! If you think I am wrong, feel free to contact me in my talk page so we can discuss it. Thanks!
{{warning5}} reads: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO WIKIHOW. IN OTHER WORD, BANNED IS WHAT YOU AM.
^ It’s not supposed to make grammatical sense. {{loseroftheyear}} reads: Congratulations! Your edits are so horrible, grammatically incorrect, or just plain vulgar that you have been nominated to become Loser of the Year. Each Loser of the Year is shunned by the wikiHow community and stomped on by grammar nazis. You will also recieve a trophy shaped like a banhammer, which we will pound you with repeatedly until most of your teeth come out.
