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Here you can post funny jokes and start a comedy routine with friends! Be appropriate though!

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THIS IS A CRIME STORY: 5 friends lived in a room Namely MAD BRAIN FOOL NOBODY SOMEBODY 1 day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police. MAD:Is it police station? Police:Yes,what is the matter? MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. Police: Are you mad? MAD:Yes,i"m MAD. Police:Don’t you’ve BRAIN. MAD:BRAIN is in bathroom… Police:U FOOL… MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs. XD

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Ha that made me laugh XD

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haha yes, although I never understood the thought of jokes, because…no matter what you joke about… It is always offending someone!! EX: blonde jokes (My fav) offend blondes Racist jokes offend different races and elephant jokes offend elephants!! Ok here is my joke… Guy1- So you have been married for 25 years, what are you going to do for your wife? Guy2- I have taken her to England Guy 1- Then what will you do for your 50th? Guy2-Maybe then I will go pick her up!! And I am just going to put this here… http://forums.wikihow.com/discussion/9229/wiki-laughs/#Item\_136

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What happened when a ship carrying blue paint collided with a ship carrying red paint? Both crews got marooned.

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You must know at least one non offensive one

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Try one and I will tell you:wink:

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

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:c You got it, Cal!

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Haha, true. c: I love bad jokes haha

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Because yours are all hipster jokes x) How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream!

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Don’t know whether or not this will count, but it’s still funnystrange:

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Did you hear about the broken pencil? Nevermind, there’s no point.

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How do you leave a nerd in suspense? I’ll tell ya tomorrow…

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You know what they say about Jane Goodall… you can always count on her when the chimps are down!

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I have a good joke: my sleep routine.

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Lol I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

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Why did a student throw his watch out of the classroom window? He wanted to see time fly!

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Hahaha:slight_smile:

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Why did a girl took with her a pencil to bed? She wanted to DRAW the curtains.