This is a forum for all of your favorite quotes. You can post your favorite quotes or some funny quotes or even movie and TV show quotes! A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don’t know and I don’t care. - Richard Pratt Cyborg: City Hall. We should be able to hide here… 'til Mad Mod’s tanks come to tear it down. Raven: Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say.
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“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.” Sam Levenson
One of my favorites is in IRC, I was chatting and @Sudoking
said Maybe we could choose a different topic, quantum physics perhap? On Batman, Arkham city: I hope you don’t lie, I just finished getting the blood off my suit from the last one that did. From Emmit Otter’s jugband Christmas: That’s the nicest gift that someone didn’t get me!
I love Batman’s interrogation lines. Some of them are quite clever…he even made two quips about ‘not being able to eat solid foods’. :3
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -from coolfunnyquotes.com
From the movie Elf (2003) Santa: I’ve been to New York thousands of times. Buddy: Really? Santa: Mm-hmm. Buddy: What’s it like? Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. Buddy: Oh. Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”, that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas. Buddy: Have you seen these toilets? They’re GINORMOUS! Buddy: First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we’ll SNUGGLE! From IMDb website
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So, Santa’s thousands of years old? Just kidding,
^^ I love that movie. Buddy the Elf; what’s your favorite color?
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How many leg does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? None, calling the tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg. Honest Abe
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [to 2nd Dimension Dr. Doofenshmirtz] You know, I can’t help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch. 2nd Dimension Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: …Nothing. Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry? Phineas: Yeah, he’s our pet platypus. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Is every platypus named Perry? Phineas: In a perfect world, yes. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Aww, well, he’s a cute little fella. Hi, there. [tickles Perry’s chin] Gootchie… [Perry bites his finger] OW, OW, OW! Phineas: Perry, no! [he and Ferb pull him off] We do not bite the elderly! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Again, ow. No, it’s okay, platypusses don’t typically like me.
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2 shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz a picture of Perry without his hat.] Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Now, what do you see? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An ordinary platypus. Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): [flips page to Perry with his hat] NOW, what do you see? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: PERRY THE PLATYPUS. Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): You know, I’m beginning to see why you haven’t taken over as leader in your dimension.
“Don’t believe every quote you see on the Internet.” ~Abraham Lincoln
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Hah!!! I think that’s the best one so far.
How unexpected. And by unexpected, I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! Great, I’ve slipped into P+F too. The movie was good, though…why else would quotes from it be in here?
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“Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion means.” Mahatma Gandhi
“If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change” Taylor Swift This is so true! ^^
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As soon as I read your first paragraph I’m like, “Oh my goodness he’s quoting Doofenshmirtz!” *Jinx! You owe me a soda.*
I love that movie. “Wow. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been doomed by a puppet, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
“HEY YOU. YEAH YOU. NO NOT YOU. THE OTHER GUY. YES, YOU. do you like tacos?”
