Write a joke on this thread.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!!
A man walks into a bar and gets a concussion.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman
I don’t really trust these trees
They seem kind of shady.
How is a piano, a fish, and glue similar?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
But what about the glue?
I knew you’d get stuck there.
My jokes are like paper. They’re tearable.
“Hey Siri, why are fire trucks red?”
“Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “russian” around.” (Wolfram Alpha)
What’s 0 ÷ 0? I give up on math.
Your mom wants to make you dessert. She asks, “What’s your favorite type of pie?” 3.14159265358979…
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