This game is to post the best Chuck Norris joke/s you have ever heard. I will start: The fear of spiders is aracniphobia. The fear of falling is acnophobia The fear of Chuck Norris is logic Superman and Chuck Norris got into a fight. Whoever lost had to wear his underwear over his pants for the rest of his life.
There was once a street named after Chuck Norris. But it had to get changed because whoever crosses Chuck Norris doesn’t get out alive.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back to bread. Chuck Norris can make Orange Juice back to Oranges.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky Derby on a broken rocking horse.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
^ Heck, if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has ten dollars.
Look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck\_Norris\
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isn’t near foolish enough to attack him. Chuck built a wall so high that even HE couldn’t jump over it, then he did. Chuck Norris sneezed on Chicago, it is now known as the windy city.
Let me take a real one (found on the wikipedia page): “One of the satirical facts made of Norris states that “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live”. In the aforementioned article, he wrote: It’s funny. It’s cute. But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: it’s not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don’t have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you.” The fact he actually said that makes the man cool, not just the legend.
IShareMahKnowledgeWisely: I refer to Evolution as a hypothosys, and you are right
There is a God
^true that! chuck noriis peed on a gas tanker as a joke…that gas tanker is now known as …Optimus prime!
Please do not bump old threads. This one died a couple of weeks ago.
Just found this thread… AWESOME! When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris makes onions cry. Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Phbbt! You think you can keep Chuck buried?!?
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night… he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn’t worked up the courage to tell him yet.
As long as you think you can quadruple post in these parts.
There are no rules stating numbers of postings allowed. Only rule? “This game is to post the best Chuck Norris joke/s you have ever heard” So how’s about you post a Chuck Norris joke instead of a cutting remark eh?
I would suggest taking the content of a thread into account before getting upset with another poster for “bumping” a thread. If this were a conversation, or a policy discussion, or even a thread about an issue that came up and was resolved, I could understand bringing it to a close. However, this is just a list of jokes. They are not time sensitive. People will laugh (or not) about them regardless of when they get posted. This bump is benign (not cancerous, LOL!).
