In most societies, lying is usually frowned upon. Therefore, it is a perfect subject matter for a game. All you have to do is tell a lie. I’ll start. Pickles make my forehead break out with a lightning scar like Harry Potter’s for a few minutes.
I don’t drink orphan tears and sing songs about dying puppies.
I have a sudden urge on Father’s day to eat Uranium
I’m not a wikiHow addict and I don’t need to go to wikiRehab.
I’m willing to learn how to swim
I have a body like a model’s
eHow is SO better than wikiHow! IT’S THE BEST SITE KNOWN TO MAN!
I disapprove everyone on Wikihow (exept the spammers and vandals, their awesome!)
I did not not not not not not eat chips. Ah, but did I eat chips? That is the question.
I have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!
I am neither a girl, nor am I a boy…
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i am not a superly awesomely cool guy, i cant swin, cnt ride a bike, cant ace all my highschool tests
an im not laughing out loud while typing this xD
I am Mr Vandal Man in disguise!