so i go first what if i never existed?then the person who  answers ask a question using what if.

Everyone you made feel special would not have the feelings you gave them.’

What if I was a peacock?

i be sad

What if I became supreme ruller of wikiHow? 

We would fall in a hole.

What if I was an admin?

We would all bow down. 

What if you became my slaves? 

My latina mom would hit you with the evil “Chancla”(Translation: Sandal)

Lols. What if the Armageddon was tonight?

I would create an army of Latinos with sandals. Very dangerous.

What if I married @RubyRoseRain ?

I would be happy
What if i made a UIB and married @PeacocksRule ?

I would react with a scream as I don’t want a girlfriend.

What if I created an army of angry latinos with sandals?

NOTE: VERY DANGEROUS.

i  would scream for my life and start running(don’t forget my game called Bad with names)What if i was a welcome wagon?

I would feel bad for you because you are a wagon.

What if I ate food?

i  would scream for my life and start running(don’t forget my game called Bad with names)What if i was a welcome wagon?

You put on a repeat.I would feel bad for you because you are a wagon.

What if I ate food?

I would be mad(but i want to be a wagon)what if i was a boy?

It wouldn’t make a difference.

What if I fell on a cake?

i would cryWhat if i was the cutest girl in the world?

That would be interesting and hopefully good for you. 

What if we could find out the meaning to life? (It’s 42 obviously) 

(By the way, I also thought you literally meant a wagon, @PierraLovesMints . We usually say Welcome Wagon users or Welcomers, haha)