Oh hello there. Here is a game.

Say something really stupid, the person who says the most stupid thing will win the game. every week we restart.

I’ll start,

I am a ladder and I eat pie flavoured pie.

i am a MONKEY EAT MY WIKIHOW 16+67=184

I AM A CALENDAR 

I EAT CALENDARS FROM A COLINDER 

A butterfly is a petunia and I don’t know what a petunia is.