Would you rather eat a bug or a dog

I’d rather eat a bug. SAVE DA DOGGY!

Bug is small. Eat bug. If I was Chinese, I’d go all Yulin on the dog, haha

Not all Chinese people eat dogs you know… But i’d eat a bug.

Lol, I just meant the mean Chinese people… No offense!

Bug, definitely 

Yum.

Would you rather commit suicide or have someone else murder you painlessly?

(easy question) in the emotionless monster state, I don’t know, but choice two normally.

Two! Suicide just leads to worse.

^Same!

Yeah…I would say but to. Do you know that every year you eat around 5 bugs without even knowing that? It’s weird!

Ew!

Then I’ll sleep with tape on my mouth, from then.

Haha!

Would you rather get a heart attack from happiness, or die in your lovers arms?

Get a heart attack from happiness u?

Same

Lol

OMG! Really? Well…I absolutely DESPISE bugs…so probably a dog, even though I love dogs. And I am being truthful, unfortunately.:frowning::stuck_out_tongue:

Die in my lover’s arms I suppose. 

@Oliver-Elio

Ever heard the saying, ‘I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate vegetables’?