Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!

My result said I might be bisexual and like...what does that mean? Am I bisexual or not? I just feel so confused.

My ex told me I was an awful kisser, but this quiz she was lying! What did you get?

I'm 25 and haven't had my first kiss yet. I can't help but feel like I'm behind :( I feel hopless about my love life. Am I just doomed to be alone forever? How do I have my first kiss?

I went on a date with someone recently and they told me they were a Scorpio and idk if that's a red flag or not. I've heard that Scorpios are obsessive and difficult to be in a relationship with, is that facts or nah? I kinda wanna go on a second date but idk if I should so pls help

Just started dating a Cancer man and I've had a couple of people tell me to "be careful" with this sign lol...... I think it's going well so far but I'm curious what to expect? I tbh don't really know all that much about Cancers so what are the pros and cons of dating a Cancer dude?

I’m 21, and I feel hopeless. I’m working full-time at a cafe, barely getting by. I hate it but can’t find anything else to do. I don’t know what I want to do, I don’t really feel like I’m good at anything, and nothing really excites me. I feel like all I can do is survive.

I think it's so sweet that this quiz says I have a yellow aura and am like a human ray of sunshine! What color aura did everyone else get? Does it fit you?