Joshdo
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basicaly you say something about the person aboves mom! eg: ↑ your mums so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch!
this is basicly like yo mama
Joshdo
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yes, yes it is but its the english version from england ↑ your moms so stupid she triped over a wire less phone wire!
This is stupid. Why would anybody make offending yo mama jokes to someone they don’t even know, especially their mom?
Joshdo
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cos its funny! oh your a girl you wouldent understand.
Thanks for bringing yo mama jokes into relevancy - they are great for a cheap laugh. Anyway, I am worried about that particular comment - some people may take it to be sexist.
Joshdo
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oh soz i didnt mean to… yo mamas so fat that mount everest was jelous!
i heard one from big nate(the book)your mom’s so fat that when she goes down an elevator,she HAS to go down! i just posted it because i thought’ is’s funny
I might as well participate (although I am certain that this is a duplicate of a thread that died a long time ago). Yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
system
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn when you hugged her.
system
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Yo mamma so stupid, she starved at a grocery store.
Joshdo
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yo mamas so ugly that when she went to the ugly contest they said sorry no preffesionals!
system
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Yo mamma so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck!
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
system
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Yo mamma do stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Joshdo
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lol yo mamas so poor she asked what the rent was for a card board box!
beat that one! BOOM!
Joshdo
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lol yo mamas so poor she asked what the rent was for a card board box!
beat that one! BOOM!
system
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Yo mamma so fat, when she went swimming, the whales were yelling “hi family!”. BEAT THAT!!!
Joshdo
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yo mamas so lame that she has a sighned world of warcraft figurine!