Inappropriate:
* Sexual innuendos and jokes
* Politics
* Family situations
* Religious beliefs
* Money
* Ethnic culture/traditions
* Her looks
Appropriate:
* Light or sarcastic jokes about things that she likes (e.g. hobbies, TV shows/movies, sports, etc.)
* “I thought that only cool people liked to skateboard, but now that I know you do it I may have to rethink that…”
* Light, self-deprecating jokes
* “Didn’t you know, only the coolest guys spill their drinks all over themselves.”
* Teasing compliments
* “Let me guess… straight A’s again? You’re getting pretty boring, you know…”
* Funny stories from earlier points in your relationship
* “Remember that time at lunch when the whole marching band walked past playing ‘I Will Survive?’ I heard that song on the radio the other day and had this huge flashback… I don’t think I’ll ever be able to listen to it again.”
* Funny anecdotes from your life
* “You think you had a bad weekend? My dad made me mow the lawn and the lawn mower broke right in the middle of it and started throwing up grass everywhere… I started out wearing a white shirt and by the end it was completely green.”