How do you get nail glue off your skin?

Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!

Look, I know I’m not the coolest dude of all time. I think I’m funny, I’m pretty nice, and I’m not particularly bad looking, but I know I’m not cool you know? How do authentically cool people manage to come off so laid back and un-cringey. How do I do it? How do I get that cool kid energy? I’m a boy in high school if it helps.

Hello! I’ve finally decided to take the plunge and get a septum piercing. I’m super excited! Unfortunately, I’ve only ever pierced my ears before (and that was back when I was really young). What should I be looking out for? I guess, what would you tell someone getting a septum piercing for the first time? I’m interested in anything and everything! Cost, healing process, tips on caring for it, etc.

When I look in the mirror, I just feel kinda blah about how I look recently. For the past few years, I've dressed the same, done my makeup the same, everything the same. I feel stuck in a rut and just want a totally different style that makes me look my best. I've never really done a makeover before, so what are the basic steps I should follow? FYI I don't really have a lot of extra money to buy new makeup or supplies, so any budget-friendly options are a huge plus.