This quiz says I'm innocent

It's official: according to this quiz, I'm a Sigma Male. I always knew I marched to the beat of my own drum, so this makes sense to me. What did you get?

This quiz said I should consider therapy, and some people have told me that before too. But like...how do you know if you actually need to go? Sure I get sad or angry sometimes, but so does everyone. I mostly feel fine.

Hey there! I’m a first-year middle school teacher and I’ve had a nightmarish time trying to figure out what these kids are talking about…can I just get a breakdown on the meaning of all the popular terms associated with “brainrot?”

So I bumped into somebody last week and thought nothing of it, and boom, there they were in my dreams the last few nights. They really haven't been on my mind while I'm awake, but it's weird that they keep showing up while I'm dreaming, right? I'm a little freaked out tbh. Why is this specific person all of a sudden coming into my dreams and what does it mean?

I got Magician as my masculine archetype and I think it makes sense. A lot of my friends come to me for advice, so this quiz is right that I know things that people don't. What archetype did you get?

Lately I feel like I've been SO unlucky, like all of these small, random, unlucky things keep happening to me. What is going on? Has anyone experienced this before and know of ways I can end my bad-luck streak and why this may be happening to me?