“Mr. Preston was being so weird today.” Yeah, he’s always super awkward. “Remember that time when the lizard got out of the tank during that quiz and just started pooping everywhere? And he was just like, be adults! Calm down! It’s just poop!” That was so gross! “Yeah and it smelled so bad! I don’t even know how it got out in the first place.” I think it’s an evil lizard genius. “Instead of a lizard, he should get like, a puppy.” Puppies can be gross too though. My dog just pees everywhere. “Did you ever see that thing online that was like, dogs are the cutest and grossest animals, and it was just a bunch of pictures of them being super weird?” I don’t think so, I’ve never heard of that. “OK, it doesn’t sound that great, but it’s so funny. What’s your Snapchat? I’ll send it to you when I get home.” I can never remember my Snapchat name, hold on. Let me check. “Oh, you have the new iPhone? Doesn’t it take pictures super well?” Yeah, it’s really good. And it’s super fast. It loads YouTube even faster than our computer at home. “Oh sweet. I only just got my phone, and it’s not even new, it’s like a hand-me-down from my brother and he messed it up. The battery lasts for like 3 hours.” That sucks. My mom’s phone is like that, but I don’t think she knows how bad it is. Like, she just thinks all phones are like that. “My grandparents don’t even have Internet! We went to their house last summer and it was awful.” Ugh, I would die! OK, here’s my Snapchat name. “OK cool, I’ll send you the thing later.” Yeah, cool, I wanna see it… “It’s so good, you’ll see!”