What are some hilarious icebreaker questions?

Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!

Hey! I landed an interview for what’s probably my dream job and I’m amped. However, they told me that the interview will involve STAR-style questions. I didn’t want to seem like I had no idea what they were talking about, so I just pretended like I knew what that meant. So, uh, yeah. I googled it and STAR stands for “situation, task, action, result,” but I don’t really know what that means. The examples I looked at were pretty confusing. I guess I have two questions. First, what is the STAR interview method really? Second, what are some STAR method questions and examples? It’s really helpful for me if I can get some real-world examples so I can sort of picture it better.

This quiz said my rizz is mid. Guys, help me out. What do I gotta do ? What works for you?

So I’m not going to lie, I’m pretty good at this adulting thing but I’ve never sent money to someone. Friends will talk about sending each other monety to split the cost of dinner or concert tickets or whatever but I always just pay someone in cash because I’m kind of paranoid about screwing this up and losing the money somehow. How can I send money to someone super safely?

I keep seeing this beautiful girl at a cafe I study at, and I really want to talk to her. But I feel so awkward. What do I do? How do I get her to notice me?

This quiz said she doesn't like me, and I'm crushed. But also like I kind of thought that would be the answer. I just don't know what to do because I like her so much.