Are Joshua Jackson and Katie Holmes getting back together?

Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!

A few days ago I noticed a group of my friends' parents talking in my church. When I asked my grandpa about it, he said, "I guess you'll find out next week," which aligns perfectly with my birthday! I don't think it'll be a surprise party, but all of them know I play drums and have been struggling with my ekit. Whatever happens, I hope I'll still be surprised. If I end up being right, would it be wrong to tell them I knew?

This quiz said that I'm toxic but I don't agree with that! I don't think the questions are very fair. Is it toxic to want your best friend's new friends to be nice? Is it toxic to think that drama is just a part of life? Toxic would be like, actively manipulating people or harming others for your own gain. Can other people who took this quiz please let me know what they got and tell me if they agree

This quiz says she might like me, but I'm getting mixed signals. She's hot and cold, and it seems like the quiz is just as confused as I am. Help!