Q&A for How to Fake Vomit

Put the mixture in a water bottle (one that's easy to clean out). When you're in class, pour a little in your mouth (but don't swallow). Start coughing, like you can't breath, then start gagging. Puff up your cheeks, then spit out the mixture (while still gagging).

Try not to be over dramatic, and pretend to think it over carefully. A number like 75 would probably cause her to keep you home from school.

Put something in it with a strong scent, like garlic or vinegar.

You can run to the bathroom and then make fake vomiting noises. It would be best if you tell them you don't feel well a little while before you do this. It will be more realistic.

It’s better if you do in the bathroom so you don’t make a mess in your room.

You could probably keep it going for about a day or two, considering not many people are that sick for that long.

Then pretend you're sick without faking the vomiting part.

You can but the food from the night before will be mostly digested.

Vinegar has a terrible acidic smell, I recommend using some in your fake vomit.

Probably at most 5-7 times. If you do it too much, your parents might take you to the doctor, and that would not be good.

Empty it in the toilet, and just make throw-up sounds.

You don't have to brush them, but it is recommended to do so after talking to your parents to get the residue out of your mouth.

You could probably use a kitchen utensil to mash it up, but make sure to clean that utensil afterwards.

It's a good idea if you don't want someone coming in to try and help you.

You could put the vomit in a plastic bag and cut about an inch or 2 inch hole in it, using the hole to squeeze out the vomit. Make sure not to cut the hole too small or it will look fake.

Yes, you can.

Try making your own concoction using the ingredients you have on hand, and store it somewhere your parents won't look. If they know it's fake and they get mad, there's nothing you can really do about that. It's just a risk you have to take if you want to do this.

Well, there's a chance they might see notice that your real vomit looks different from your fake vomit and you might get caught. But they probably won't, because nobody wants look at vomit that closely.

You could use lemonade, or weird colored soda such as grape, cherry, or orange. That way it will look bubbly and realistic.

You don't. Your mom will immediately remember the earlier incident(s) and will probably be skeptical.

For the chunks, you could add in some bread or cookies. If they absorb some fluid from the mixture, they will become very gross and soggy. For a bad smell, you could use some vinegar or spoiled milk.

Possibly. Your parents might think it's fake. Try telling them about 15 minutes after waking up.

The whole point is to fake being sick in the morning with your parents so that they will let you stay home from school.

Look sad and, if possible, more pale. You can be more pale-looking by adding and blending some lighter foundation or putting some powder on your face.

No, you don't. You can just place it somewhere for another person to see, like on the floor.

Yes. You could even just make the noises and say you cleaned it up.

If you are not good at acting at all, then you probably should not try to do this. You will most likely get caught, and it will not turn out well.

Simple, put the mixture in your mouth, start gagging, puff up you cheeks, and spit it out (while still gagging).

Well, if you're worried about falling behind on assignments, then you probably shouldn't try this. However, if there is a specific something you would like to miss out on, you could probably get away with missing one day of classes.

The easiest way would be to punch yourself in the belly or fall over, which should make you groan anyway.