Outside: Hey, Valentine! Wanna know what’s awesome…? Inside: …being with you! ========== Outside: I’m so lucky that the love of my life is so sweet, loving, thoughtful, and… Inside: Totally hot! Happy Valentine’s Day! ========== Outside: Valentine, you make every day brighter… Inside: …and every night steamier! ========== Outside: Valentine’s Day is filled with love, and my love for you couldn’t be stronger! Inside: Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s make it a great one! ========== Outside: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme. Inside: But this one doesn’t. Happy Valentine’s Day!