Emotional Damage Calculator
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Find out exactly how much emotional damage your roasts deal.
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Some roasts sting. Others leave emotional craters. Whether it was a savage insult or a sneaky little jab, drop the burn below and we’ll calculate just how deep it cut.
How much emotional damage did that roast really do? Let’s find out.
💥 Emotional Damage Level: 8.6/10 — Public Roast with Collateral DamageThat was a triple chin takedown in a high-stakes social setting. Roasted by a blood relative and humiliated in front of someone you were trying to impress? That’s a combo meal of shame with a side of slow-burning insecurity.🧠Damage Breakdown:Roast Quality: Classic fat joke—basic but effective.Setting: Public, with a live audience = +2 burn pointsTruth Factor: A little too real = +1.5 burn pointsRoaster: Sibling = lifelong emotional reruns🩹 Recovery Tip: Hit the gym or the group chat with a revenge roast. Whichever feels healthier." data-analyzer="1" data-lifepath="" data-lifepath-article="">
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Want to Become a Master Roaster?
Words can cut deeper than we expect—especially when they’re wrapped in a well-timed roast. Whether you’re laughing it off or spiraling in the shower, it helps to understand why certain burns hit harder than others.
Curious how to roast better? Check these out:
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So go ahead—drop that roast. We’ll tell you if it’s a light singe… or an emotional catastrophe.
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