Oops.

A man punched me because I attacked him, because he was dragging me away because there was a fire that a cat started accidentally because it was running from a dog that was guarding against intruders that wanted to steal something that I had previously stolen from them since they wanted to abuse its power as the original owner was careless in its security as her advisors lied to her saying that “no one could steal it” in order for their terrorist group to steal it in order to retaliate against another group who attacked them first as part of a deal they made with aliens who were summoned by Pingu to stop Alexa from making off with the baby penguin from Super Mario 64 that’s constantly getting yeeted off a cliff by Mario players in exchange for money.

Who is in the right ?

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