What are some of the funniest Monday quotes?
07/01/25 5:11pm
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If you want a funny Monday caption
to post or a quote to share with your friends, here are a few of our favorites to start your week off with a laugh. Don't forget to share your favorite funny Monday quotes too!
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- I don't hate Mondays, I just hate waking up early on Mondays.
- On Mondays, my coffee needs to have a coffee.
- Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.
- If Monday had a face, I think I would punch it.
- Maybe if we pretend Monday doesn't exist, it will go away.
- At least Monday only happens once a week.
- How to enjoy Mondays, step one: you don't.
- Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems and dividing the happiness 😤💤😴🛌😪😫🤦♂️🤦♀️😂😁😆
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