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What if they come with a better comeback and I don't have anything to think of?

Niioda

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Just say they got it from google, that usually makes them back down. If not, your last option is to roll your eyes and leave.

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What is the best roast in the world that can make someone cry?

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Enny meeny minny moe, pull a book shelf onto you, if someone does that, congratulations. They made the world a better nation. Hickory dickory dock, god ran up the clock. He had to pick a baby, the skin color he choose is navy, cause you are the baby.

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What if someone calls you stupid?

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Roast them back!

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What if someone is so stupid they can't understand what you just said?

Eliana Elias (Student)

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Maybe they're too smart to understand what you just said. Think about it the other way, too. Try to string your words to make them witty, yet smooth and understandable.

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What if it hurts my feelings, but I don't want to seem soft?

Rosebud_1444

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You can respond by saying they're just reusing old roasts or got them from Google, which might make them appear unoriginal.

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What should I do if someone roasts me, but my faith encourages me to only do good things?

Shayan Rahman

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In my experience as a Muslim, it's best not to respond and to distance yourself from the situation.

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What should I do if someone bullies my friend, and how can I roast them?

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If someone bullies your friend, stand up calmly and confidently by calling out the behavior without being cruel, showing that disrespect won’t be tolerated.

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As a therian who is often called a furry, what are some effective 'roasts' I can use in response?

William

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You could respond by saying, "I'm a THERIAN, you idiotic muppet." If they say something meaner or you feel overwhelmed, you may choose to disengage from the conversation.

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What is a good comeback if someone comments that I am adopted?

William

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You could respond, "At least my parents wanted me, unlike yours, who are likely waiting for you to turn 18 so they never have to see your face again."

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