Hey WikiGorilla! <br />Here are some good roast lines given below you can use within your family and friends:<br /><br />1. I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.<br />2. You're not stupid, you just have bad luck thinking.<br />3. I'm not saying you're dumb, but you'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.<br />4. You look like you were drawn by someone who had only heard descriptions of people.<br />5. Did you get dressed in the dark or is this a deliberate choice?<br />6. You have a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.<br />7. You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.<br />8. If you were any more basic, you'd be a pH strip.<br />9. You're like a participation trophy - everyone gets one, but nobody really wants it.<br />10. I've seen more life in a cemetery.<br />11. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.<br />12. I'd call you a tool, but tools are actually useful.<br /><br />Make sure to say it with full confidence as everyone should be in mood of enjoy and fun. <br /><br />P.s: For more roast lines you can visit my site given in my profile bio.<br /><br />cheers!