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This question was made for me, lol. Here are my go-to top-tier dad jokes:
Dad: Someone here is an owl. Me: Who? Dad: *Narrows eyes suspiciously*
How do you know when your clock is still hungry? It goes back four seconds.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
How did the hamburger introduce his wife? "Meat Patty."
Were you built upside-down? Because your nose runs and your feet smell!
How did the hacker escape the FBI? He ransomware.
When does a dad joke become a dad joke? During the delivery, it becomes apparent.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football? Because it's a contact sport.
I took up origami for a while, but I gave it up because it was too much paperwork.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes when they're not a father? A faux pas.
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Dad: Someone here is an owl. Me: Who? Dad: *Narrows eyes suspiciously*
How do you know when your clock is still hungry? It goes back four seconds.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
How did the hamburger introduce his wife? "Meat Patty."
Were you built upside-down? Because your nose runs and your feet smell!
How did the hacker escape the FBI? He ransomware.
When does a dad joke become a dad joke? During the delivery, it becomes apparent.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football? Because it's a contact sport.
I took up origami for a while, but I gave it up because it was too much paperwork.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes when they're not a father? A faux pas.
i use this one any time i see cows:
me: look, a flock of cows!
friend: herd of cows
me: of course i’ve heard of them, there’s a flock of them right over there!
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me: look, a flock of cows!
friend: herd of cows
me: of course i’ve heard of them, there’s a flock of them right over there!
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed? "Oh sheet!"
What's orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot!
What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift"
I used to work at a bank and a woman once asked me if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over and said, "It's not good."
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What's orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot!
What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift"
I used to work at a bank and a woman once asked me if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over and said, "It's not good."
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