Who are your weirdest "hear me out" characters?

If you could, please think of some sarcastic ones. Thanks, I really need some help.

I'm just a therian, and when wearing gear or practicing quads, people make fun of me and call me a furry when I'm not. How do explain the difference? Help!

Happy to learn that my DnD class is barbarian! I like the idea of being right in the middle of the action so I'm excited to try out this class. What class did you get?

I keep on forgetting every Wednesday when it's music class, I feel so bad. What should I do?

Anytime I shave, I get strawberry legs. I don't want to just never shave, but I don't know what to do because I can't take this anymore. Anyone know how to get rid of the little dots on my skin?