Q&A for How to Eat a Cupcake

Put it in a bowl just like in method 5. Remember to take the paper off.

Make sure your mouth is open enough to prevent getting icing on your face. Take small bites and try to bite the cake off with your front teeth, rather than your lips.

If you want to lick the frosting off first, then yes that is great.

Not necessarily; you could cut them in quarters (or other division) instead.

I always eat the cake before the frosting, because I think the cake part is the best. Eating the whole thing together is usually the best way to go!

Yes you can but only so long as you take your time chewing and don't choke on the size of the cupcake. This works best with red velvet cupcakes or crumbly cupcakes.

Yes, it's probably a little rude but it's also likely very amusing if done right. How about telling everyone in advance that you fully intend to ingest the entire cake yourself without any help from anyone else, so they're well used to the joke by the time you actually do it. You can always redirect them to the cupcaks and sausage rolls. Go on a cake-free diet for the next 11 months too.

Remove the cupcake. Clean your clothing with a damp washcloth or paper towel (unless the article is dry-clean only). Wash the item to make it clean again, as soon as possible. If the cupcake is salvageable (remove any lint, etc.), then you can also eat it.