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What if they want to see that you threw up?

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If you think your parents will ask to see your vomit, don't try to fake it. Instead, just say that you have unbearable nausea but you haven't needed to throw up yet.

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What if the doctor won't believe it?

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Explain that you are experiencing pain, make it seem genuine and you will be good to go.

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Should I tell my mates that I have a stomachache?

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You can if you want to, but it is completely up to you.

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What should I do if they take me to the doctor?

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If your parents insist on taking you to the doctor, tell your doctor the same symptoms that you told your parents. These symptoms shouldn't be serious! Simply say things like nausea and fatigue. Your doctor will probably tell our parents that it's a simple bug, and it will be gone soon.

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What if I can't make the vomiting noises?

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Say that you already threw up in the toilet, and if they don't believe you, inflate your cheeks and rush to the nearest bathroom.

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What if I go to the doctor and they give me medicine to ease the nausea, what would you do in that situation?

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You will either have to take the medicine or tell your parents the truth.

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Would going to sleep two hours before I usually do seem early enough?

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It depends on your age, but it could make you more believable to your parents.

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I was caught reading this article, what do I say?

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Say you were looking it up for a friend, you were just surfing wikiHow and were interested, or you could say your teachers/school nurse/etc. don't understand, don't believe you, but you really feel sick.

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