Lord Farquaad
: [playing with Gingy’s legs] Run, run, run as fast as you can / You can’t catch me, I’m the Gingerbread Man!
Gingerbread Man
: You’re a monster!
Lord Farquaad
: [tossing legs away] I’m not the monster here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others?
Gingerbread Man
: Eat me!
[spits in Farquaad’s face]
Lord Farquaad
: I’ve tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I’ll…
[reaches down]
Gingerbread Man
: NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Lord Farquaad
: All right, then! Who’s hiding them?
Gingerbread Man
: Okay, I’ll tell you… Do you know… the Muffin Man?
Lord Farquaad
: The Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man
: The Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad
: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man
: Well, she’s married to the Muffin Man…
Lord Farquaad
: The Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man
: THE MUFFIN MAN!
Lord Farquaad
: She’s married to the Muffin Man…