Which Slushy Noobz Member Am I?

Take this quiz to see if you're Martin or Hamzah!

Oh em freeking gee, it's time to open this can of goddang worms and find out if you're Hamzah or Martin from the Slushy Noobz!

Just answer a few quick, totally professional and scientific questions, and we'll tell you if you were born in Canada, or if you were sent there due to a turbulent political climate. We mean, we'll tell you if you're Martin or Hamzah.

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Questions Overview

1. What's my name???
  1. BAKA BAKA BAKA
  2. Nah, mann....
2. Say, "iridocyclitis"
  1. Iridoshacleetush
  2. Bro, not cool.
3. Trio or duo?
  1. Trio
  2. I don't want a trio. I want my duo 😭ðŸĨ€
4. Would you rather be a tiny monkey or a bald man?
  1. Bald man ðŸ‘Ļ‍ðŸĶē
  2. Tiny monkey ðŸĩ
5. Do you know how to spell?
  1. Ab-sow-loot-lee
  2. Obviously
6. Roblox or Minecraft?
  1. Roblox
  2. Minecraft
7. Who raised you?
  1. My beautiful loving family <3
  2. Scary Polish nuns
8. Thank you for the fries!
  1. Thank you for the fries!
  2. Thank you for the fries?
9. Hey there's something on your eyes.
  1. Water you talking about?
  2. Boy get the hell out of here boy.
10. POV: You're on a date with Hamzah the Fantastic:
  1. Does it bite back?
  2. Isn't this ice cream so good? 😊
11. Would you rather be Frankenstein or Dracula?
  1. Frankenstein. I feel so at home in my green skin.
  2. Are you freeking kidding me? Dracula, ofc.
12. Fish. Thoughts?
  1. Baby. Sweet baby animal.
  2. Enemy.

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Meet the Slushy Noobz

Who are Slushy Noobz?
Slushy Noobz is the channel name of popular YouTuber and TikTokers Martin and Hamzah, a comedy duo that streams video games, vlogs, and other content. The duo started their channel on May 25, 2023, though both were active online before then.

Who’s Martin?
Martin is an internet comedian and content creator who also makes music under the name 2006WR. Born March 25, 1999 in Edmonton, Canada, Martin previously worked as a software programmer for the government before moving to Toronto. His popularity came after he posted a video parodying micro-influencers, after which he became a micro-influencer. His girlfriend, Mandy, sometimes makes appearances in Slushy Noobz videos.

Who’s Hamzah?
Hamzah was born on March 5, 2002 in Yemen, then moved to the U.S. with his family. In the US, he was part of the 4freakshow comedy group and made YouTube videos and Twitch streams before he and Martin met. His citizenship status forced him to move to Canada, where he lives now and makes content with Martin.

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