42 Cheesy Jokes, Pick-up Lines & Puns to Win Over Your Crush

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Charm your crush or your next Tinder date with these goofy dad jokes
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What’s more attractive than a sense of humor? The next time you try to chat up a cutie at a bar or slide into your crush’s DMs, win ‘em over with a tried-and-true joke—and not just any joke, a cheesy, clever, cringeworthy (but in a good way) dad joke. We’ve listed a plethora of them for you below: take your pick and watch the hotties melt before you.

Section 1 of 3:

Flirty Jokes

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  1. Whether you’ve met someone on the street or on the apps, win them over with a clever dad joke that also doubles as a pick-up line. Are they silly? Of course! Are they surefire ways to get a total babe laughing , blushing, and saying “Yes” to a night on the town with you? Also yes!
    • “Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”
    • “Any chance you’ve got an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”
    • “Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!”
    • “Even in zero gravity, I’d fall for you.”
    • “You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!”
    • “There’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it!”
    • “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
    • “I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
    • “I volunteer as your victim tonight since you're clearly dressed to kill.” [1]
    • “Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.”
    • “Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
    • “Are you the lottery? Because I’m delusional and I think I’ve got a chance.”
    • “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more!”
    • “When a penguin finds its mate, they stay together forever. Will you be my penguin?”
    • “Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
    • “Is Liam Neeson your dad? Because I’m TAKEN with you!”
    • “I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side.”
    • “Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii sure would look good together!”
    • “Aside from being extremely hot, what do you do for a living?” [2]
    • “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
    • “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
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Section 2 of 3:

Dirty Jokes

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  1. There’s a time and a place for dirty jokes, but if you get good vibes from your crush or date, they might be receptive to a joke that toes the line of propriety. If you want to spice things up with your date, try one of these bad boys.
    • “I don’t want to have kids with you, but I’m happy to help you practice.”
    • “My bed is broken. Can I use yours?”
    • “Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.”
    • “I can’t find my treasure anywhere. Can I search your chest and see if it’s there?”
    • “Well, lucky me. I’ve checked off my whole to-do list except for one thing: you.” [3]
    • “You’re so sexy,
    • “I’ve got to admit, I was feeling a little off earlier. But the minute you walked in, you turned me on.” [4]
    • “You’ll have to excuse me if I seem a little off tonight. I just watched a documentary about the water crisis, and I feel like I have to do something. Will you shower with me to conserve water?”
    • “I hope you never change, but leave your clothes off if you do.”
    • “You must have been born on the moon because your body is out of this world.”
    • “Want to help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?” [5]
Section 3 of 3:

Funny Jokes

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  1. Who said pick-up lines need to be flirty? You can charm a cutie with a run-of-the-mill dad joke—even if it’s not sexy, per se. Get ‘em laughing and you’ve got ‘em loving!
    • “Q: Who’s the loneliest billionaire? A: Alone Musk.”
    • “Q: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? A: Sofishticated.” [6]
    • “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.”
    • “Q: Why is the divorce rate so high with tennis players? A: To them, love means nothing.”
    • “I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.”
    • “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”
    • “If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.”
    • “Q: What do you call a criminal landing an airplane? A: Con descending.”
    • “My doctor said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.” [7]
    • “I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. That’s right: I’m a faux pa.”
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      1. ↑ https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a41528591/dirty-pickup-lines/
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      5. ↑ https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a41528591/dirty-pickup-lines/
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