Do you have a macabre sense of humor that you want to take to the next level? Bored of leaving your long, dark hair down? Want to freak out your teachers and alienate annoying Girl Scouts? Then you'd fit right in with the Addams family. If you need a little help getting your death groove on, follow these easy steps to find your inner little homicidal maniac like Wednesday herself!
Steps
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Find dark, old fashioned clothes - preferably black with high collars. Wednesday normally wears simple clothing in dark colors. However, don't be too sexy, as Wednesday's a minor. Use minimal lace but if you don't have the dress, then wear simple but dark clothes. Be subtle.
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Dye your hair dark brown if it is light. Braid your hair into two, skinny braids if you have long hair. However, note that the braids should hang down, not stick out. You don't want to look like Pippi Longstocking.
- While black may look more like the original Wednesday, it takes a while to come out, and you may look silly with black hair and blonde roots be careful about dying your hair.
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While long hair is preferable, short hair can be used as well and look just as good. In the musical, Wednesday also cuts her hair short. Don't worry about it. If you're really into details, you can purchase a wig.
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Make your skin as pale as you can. To avoid sunburn and hurting your skin, apply sunscreen as instructed by the product. Remember that the paler your skin is, the easier it will burn.
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Paint your nails red. Wednesday has them painted in that shade in both movies. Ask a parent or a friend for help if you're not sure how to paint your nails. However, if you dislike painting your nails, you may skip this step.
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Do not smile, unless you have a good reason. Examples would be a death or a natural disaster. Wednesday rarely smiles, and when she does, it appears terrifying and frightening.
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Use sarcasm in huge quantities. Bombard others (especially cheerleaders, Girl Scouts, etc.) with witty, disturbing comments. For example: when someone asks you where someone is, reply "Which part?"
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Learn about weird things, like babies with two heads or the Bermuda Triangle. Tell random facts about these things at parties or at school. However, avoid appearing as a nerd, for your goal is to sprinkle Wednesday's personality onto yours.Advertisement
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QuestionWhat does Wednesday do when someone asks her why she is dressed like someone died?Community AnswerWednesday's response is "wait". There is no reason to dignify such a stupid comment with anything else.
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QuestionWhat is Wednesday interested in?Community AnswerDeath, weird stuff and creepy things, but she still loves her family.
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QuestionWhy does Wednesday respond to "wait" when she is commented on her dress?InvaderRoryCommunity AnswerShe responds with "wait" because she is implying someone will die (most likely because of her).
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Tips
- Even Wednesday has feelings. However, make sure you don't express them. Talk about everything in a casual manner.Thanks
- Don't tease. Wait for them to come to you.Thanks
- Try not to laugh as much as a normal person. If possible, don't laugh at all.Thanks
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Warnings
- Expect to be treated as a weirdo or even a threat. Plan your revenge carefully.Thanks
- Don't fall behind in your studies. Wednesday is smart.Thanks
- Try not to get in trouble. Don't be overly violent.Thanks
- Don't expect to be left alone. You may become very well acquainted with the guidance counselor at your school. Teachers may not like your attitude.Thanks
- Wednesday is not popular with the cheerleading crowd. Don't expect to make many friends who belong to the "in" crowd at school.Thanks
- Being macabre and being threatening are not the same thing. NEVER threaten people with death or dismemberment. Be subtle.Thanks
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Things You'll Need
- Dark clothing
- A dark and twisted sense of humor
- A deadpan expression
- A hate for happy people or everyone in general
- And try not to care if people think you're weird, like above, hid your feelings
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