Funny Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend

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Are you looking for a cute way to make your boyfriend laugh? If you’re texting or chatting in person, a silly joke is the perfect thing to make him giggle and brighten his mood. Whether he likes corny dad jokes, clever puns [1] , or funny knock-knock jokes [2] , we’ve got you covered. Keep reading for a list of the best jokes you can tell your BF to bring a smile to his face!

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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend

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    “Why do bees hum? They can’t remember the lyrics.” [3]
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    “What does a spy do when they get cold? They go undercover.”
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    “Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.”
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    “What did the cat say to her boyfriend? We’re purr-fect together.”
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    “What did the barista say to their crush? I like you a latte!”
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    “What did the stamp say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you.”
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    “What did the light bulb say to the switch? You know how to turn me on.” [4]
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    “Do you know what your shirt is made from? Boyfriend material.”
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    “Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
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    “I’m not a photographer, but I’m picturing us together right now.”
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    “Even though we’re not socks, we still make a great pair!”
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    “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re definitely my type.” [5]
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    “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
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    “Are you a pie? Because I want a piece of you.”
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    “Do you know how to fish? Because you’ve got me hooked.”
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    “Are you tired from running through my mind all day?”
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    “You’re a criminal because you’ve stolen my heart!” [6]
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me, silly!”
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!”
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?”
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing later tonight?”
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle always be yours!” [7]
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      1. ↑ https://www.lovearoundme.com/blog/jokes-to-tell-your-boyfriend-test-his-humor-with-unique-puns.html
      2. ↑ https://www.buzzfeed.com/kaitlinstevens/funny-knock-knock-jokes
      3. ↑ https://www.englishclub.com/esl-jokes/3-bees-q.php
      4. ↑ https://onelinefun.com/oneliner-1117/
      5. ↑ https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a35005900/funny-bad-pick-up-lines/
      6. ↑ https://www.owlsquotes.com/topic/30-stole-my-heart-quotes.html
      7. ↑ https://www.today.com/life/inspiration/knock-knock-jokes-rcna44380

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