How to Make a Vodka Watermelon

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Wow your party guests by serving a refreshing drunken watermelon. Giving a party-friendly fruit a boozy twist, vodka watermelons are a unique novelty drink-snack-combo worth trying. Try injecting the whole fruit with vodka or preparing a punch to serve in the hollowed-out watermelon right. Whichever way you choose to serve your vodka watermelon, it’ll be a showstopper at your next party, picnic, or barbeque. Just be sure you inform your fellow party-goers that the watermelon contains alcohol so that everyone can enjoy it responsibly.

Ingredients

Infusing a Whole Watermelon

  • 3  c (710 mL) of vodka
  • 1 whole, seedless watermelon weighing about 10 lb (4.5 kg)

Making a Watermelon Punch Bowl

  • 3  c (710 mL) of vodka
  • 1 whole, seedless watermelon weighing about 10 lb (4.5 kg)
Method 1
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Infusing a Whole Watermelon

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  1. A day or 2 before your party, pick up a whole, seedless watermelon and a bottle of vodka with a slender neck. Set the watermelon on a serving tray or in a bowl so that it sits completely still. Open the bottle and use the cap to trace a circle onto the top side of the watermelon using a pen.
    • It’s important to make sure your watermelon sits still without rolling over. If it’s not stable, you’ll end up with a sloshy, pink mess in your refrigerator!
    • Cut a thin slice from the rind at the base of the watermelon, if necessary, so that it doesn’t rock back and forth or spin around. But just don’t cut deep into the edible flesh or else the watermelon might leak. [1]
    • It may take between 12 and 24 hours to fully infuse the watermelon, so be sure to plan ahead. [2]
  2. Watermark wikiHow to Make a Vodka Watermelon
    Use a narrow kitchen knife or a pumpkin carving tool to cut out the hole you just traced. Pierce through the rind and cut down through the greenish-white layer until you reach the pink part.
    • Keep the cut-out piece of watermelon to use as a plug if you intend to transport the watermelon, or feel free to discard it. [3]
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  3. Watermark wikiHow to Make a Vodka Watermelon
    Extend the pointed end of a barbeque skewer into the round hole you just cut. Press it into the watermelon, puncturing the pink fleshy part as if you’re aerating it. Repeat this a few dozen times until you’ve created plenty of spots for the alcohol to seep into. [4]
    • Avoid pushing the skewer through the other side of the rind as the vodka might seep out.
    • This step is essential in creating a successful vodka watermelon. If you skip it, the alcohol won’t really seep into the fruit at all.
  4. Watermark wikiHow to Make a Vodka Watermelon
    It takes a while for the vodka to soak into the watermelon, so don’t just shove the bottle into the hole and expect it to work. Instead, set a funnel into the round hole at the top of the watermelon. Pour vodka into the funnel until it fills up, then leave the watermelon in the refrigerator while the liquid seeps in. [5]
    • Try adding about 0.5 to 1  c (120 to 240 mL) of vodka during each pour. [6]
    • Press the base of the funnel gently into the pink flesh to help stabilize it.
    • If you have a 10 lb (4.5 kg) watermelon, it’ll absorb around 3  c (710 mL) of vodka total. This could take between 3 to 6 pours, depending on the size of your funnel. [7]
  5. Watermark wikiHow to Make a Vodka Watermelon
    Once the vodka from your first pour has soaked into the holes in your watermelon, you can refill it once again. Repeat this process a few times until the watermelon is totally saturated.
    • If the vodka from your first pour doesn’t seep in after 3 or 4 hours, try poking more holes into the flesh using a skewer, or use a spoon to break up and scoop out some of the flesh to create more space.
    • You’ll know the watermelon is full when it stops absorbing more vodka and your funnel doesn’t drain out.
    • Once the watermelon has been totally infused with vodka, you’ll see a sloshy pink liquid inside instead of the firm melon flesh.
  6. Watermark wikiHow to Make a Vodka Watermelon
    Cover the hole with some plastic wrap and chill down your novelty drink in the fridge for about 8 hours. Keep it totally upright so the insides don’t spill out. [8]
  7. This novelty drink is best served chilled, so don’t let it sit out for very long. Have someone hold a cup over the hole in the watermelon rind. Then tip the whole watermelon over to pour out the drink. Do this carefully, but have fun making a spectacle of your novelty cocktail and its dispenser!
    • If you'd like, pop the overturned vodka bottle into the hole for a fun display. Just keep the cap on so you don’t overfill the watermelon and make a mess. [9]
    • You won’t be able to slice and serve watermelon chunks; the result of this process will be a boozy fruit juice.
    • Avoid putting a tap into the hole; fruit chunks will clog it up. [10]
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Making a Watermelon Punch Bowl

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  1. Watermark wikiHow to Make a Vodka Watermelon
    Use a large kitchen knife to cut off a sliver on the base of the watermelon rind. Don’t go through the pink flesh; just cut away a thin part of the rind so that the watermelon will be stable sitting on a serving tray. Then chop off a thicker sliver from the top of the watermelon to expose the pink flesh. [11]
    • The less you cut off of the top of the watermelon, the deeper your punch bowl will be.
    • Try shaving off a piece that’s about 0.5 to 1 in (1.3 to 2.5 cm) thick from the bottom of the watermelon, and another about 2 to 3 in (5.1 to 7.6 cm) thick from the top.
  2. Watermark wikiHow to Make a Vodka Watermelon
    Scrape a melon baller into the pink flesh, like you would when scooping ice cream, to create round watermelon balls. Set these aside in a large bowl. Continue scooping out the watermelon until nearly all of the pink flesh has been removed. Leave a thick layer of greenish-white rind around the base of the hollowed-out watermelon. [12]
    • If you don’t have a melon baller, try an ice cream scoop, a spoon, or a cookie dough scoop instead.
    • Focus on making neat, circular watermelon balls if you plan to serve them whole. But if you’re going to blend up the fruit, feel free to remove the flesh in chunks.
  3. Watermark wikiHow to Make a Vodka Watermelon
    Pour about 3  c (710 mL) of vodka into the bowl containing the watermelon balls. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and chill the vodka and balled fruit in the refrigerator for around 3 to 4 hours. [13]
    • With this method, you’ll be able to fill your guests’ glasses with pink watermelon-infused vodka and floating fruit bits.
    • Place the rind in the freezer while the alcohol and fruit chill in the fridge. This way, your watermelon punch bowl will keep the drink cool during the party.
  4. Prepare these by pouring about 1 to 2  c (240 to 470 mL) of vodka over the watermelon balls. Allow them to soak in the refrigerator for 30 minutes, then drain out the liquid. Freeze the watermelon balls for 4 hours before serving them on a tray or inside the hollowed-out watermelon rind. [14]
    • Try serving the whole watermelon balls whole if you’d prefer a refreshing, boozy, bite-sized snack to a beverage.
    • After draining the watermelon balls, save and refrigerate the remaining watermelon-infused vodka for future cocktails.
    • If you soak the balled fruit for any longer, it will become mushy and would be better served in a drink.
  5. Watermark wikiHow to Make a Vodka Watermelon
    Use a blender or food processor to liquefy the watermelon chunks. Do this in batches, as you’ll have lots of fruit to blend. Once you’re done blending, pour the liquid through a mesh sieve to strain out the little chunks and seeds. [15]
    • Add about 3  c (710 mL) of vodka and chill your drink in a large bowl for about 3 hours before serving it in the watermelon punch bowl.
    • Keep the watermelon rind in the freezer while the drink chills down. This way, it’ll keep your drink cool when you’re ready to serve it.
  6. If you’ve made a boozy blended watermelon beverage or a fruit-filled vodka drink, carefully pour the liquid into the hollowed-out watermelon rind. Use a punch ladle to fill up your guests’ glasses. Alternatively, if you’ve soaked some watermelon balls to serve whole, arrange these in the watermelon bowl and serve them with toothpicks or a serving spoon. [16]
    • For a communal cocktail experience set the watermelon punch bowl in the center of the table and grab a bunch of straws. This way, your friends can slurp down your boozy concoction together. [17]
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    Cut up and blend the watermelon. Add the alcohol and blend the two together along with whatever else you want. Then you can wait as little or as long as you want.
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    When you're putting the vodka bottle neck into the melon you should leave it for 24 hours and allow the melon to absorb it naturally. The vodka bottle acts as a plug to prevent oxygen from bruising the melon. It does take a long time to absorb.
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      • The process of making a vodka watermelon can take a day or more to prepare, so be sure to plan ahead. [18]
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      • Try using tequila, rosé wine, or citrus-flavored vodka for a different flavor. [19]
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      • Add sparkling wine and freshly-squeezed lime juice, or a combination of Chambord and vanilla to plain vodka for a more sophisticated take on the drunken watermelon. [20]
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      • Never drink and drive. Be responsible and keep your friends and those on the roads safe by nominating a designated driver, taking public transit, or using a ridesharing service to get home.
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      • Keep your drunken watermelon away from children and underage drinkers. This recipe contains alcohol and should not be consumed by people under the legal drinking age in your region.
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      Things You’ll Need

      Infusing a Whole Watermelon

      • Serving tray or bowl
      • Small kitchen knife
      • Pen
      • Skewer
      • Funnel
      • Plastic wrap
      • Refridgerator

      Making a Watermelon Punch Bowl

      • Serving tray
      • Large kitchen knife
      • Melon baller
      • Blender (optional)
      • Mesh sieve (optional)
      • Large bowl
      • Plastic wrap
      • Refridgerator
      • Punch ladle

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      References

      1. ↑ https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/vodka-watermelon/
      2. ↑ https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/vodka-infused-watermelon/cbc4b24f-2748-4f52-af7b-b804cbf070d7
      3. ↑ https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/vodka-infused-watermelon/cbc4b24f-2748-4f52-af7b-b804cbf070d7
      4. ↑ https://www.gq.com/story/vodka-watermelon-how-to
      5. ↑ https://www.gq.com/story/vodka-watermelon-how-to
      6. ↑ http://www.food.com/recipe/spiked-watermelon-98727
      7. ↑ http://www.food.com/recipe/spiked-watermelon-98727
      8. ↑ https://www.gq.com/story/vodka-watermelon-how-to
      9. ↑ https://www.gq.com/story/vodka-watermelon-how-to
      1. ↑ https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/plugging-a-watermelon-with-vodka-ruins-both-theres-got-to-be-a-better-way/2017/06/15/ae7819e8-505c-11e7-91eb-9611861a988f_story.html
      2. ↑ https://domesticate-me.com/sparkling-watermelon-punch-bowl/
      3. ↑ https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/plugging-a-watermelon-with-vodka-ruins-both-theres-got-to-be-a-better-way/2017/06/15/ae7819e8-505c-11e7-91eb-9611861a988f_story.html
      4. ↑ https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/plugging-a-watermelon-with-vodka-ruins-both-theres-got-to-be-a-better-way/2017/06/15/ae7819e8-505c-11e7-91eb-9611861a988f_story.html
      5. ↑ https://www.chowhound.com/recipes/drunken-watermelon-pops-11883
      6. ↑ https://domesticate-me.com/sparkling-watermelon-punch-bowl/
      7. ↑ https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/plugging-a-watermelon-with-vodka-ruins-both-theres-got-to-be-a-better-way/2017/06/15/ae7819e8-505c-11e7-91eb-9611861a988f_story.html
      8. ↑ https://domesticate-me.com/sparkling-watermelon-punch-bowl/
      9. ↑ https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/vodka-infused-watermelon/cbc4b24f-2748-4f52-af7b-b804cbf070d7
      10. ↑ https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/35854/adult-watermelon-for-bbqs/
      11. ↑ https://www.chowhound.com/recipes/drunken-watermelon-pops-11883
      12. ↑ https://domesticate-me.com/sparkling-watermelon-punch-bowl/

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      To make a tasty vodka watermelon, prepare your watermelon at least 1 day in advance. Cut a circle in the side that’s deep enough to reveal the red fruit inside and save it so you can use it later. Then, put a funnel into the hole and, slowly but surely, pour a full bottle of vodka into the watermelon. Let your watermelon sit for up to 24 hours. When you’re ready to serve it, plug the hole and cut the watermelon into slices. For tips on using syringes to make a vodka watermelon, scroll down!

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