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    How do I change Siri's voice?
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    Go to settings and there should be an option to change her voice.
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    What can I say to make Siri be funny?
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    "Are you smart?" results in a hilarious response if you ask her enough.
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    Can I make Siri say "boots and cats and boots and cats and boots"?
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    Yes, just say, "Siri, beat box for me" and she will do it for you.
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    How do I make Siri show me a picture?
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    Say, "Show me a picture from [Christmas/yesterday/this morning/etc.]."
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    How do I get Siri to sing?
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    Try, "sing me a song," or "sing," or something along those lines, and repeat. Siri usually 'sings' after a few tries.
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    Can I make Siri laugh?
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    Yes. Keep saying "ha ha" to her and she will respond.
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    How do I make Siri say drop top when I say raindrop?
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    She can't do that.
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    How do I make Siri cuss?
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    Change your name to a swear word like this: You: "Siri, call me F**k." Siri: "Would you like me to call you F**k?" Or you can type a curse word on your notes and make her read it. The results are funny!
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    How do I make him say things in Chinese?
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    You can make Siri speak in Chinese by going to settings; there should be an option to change what language Siri uses.
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    How do I get Siri to repeat what I've said?
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    If you type things in your notes, then tell her to read your notes, you can get her to say anything that is written there. You can also tell her to repeat after you, and then say something for her to repeat.
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    How can I make Siri sing a mermaid song?
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    You say "play a mermaid song" if you have one in your music.
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    How can I make Siri obey me?
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    She already does obey you, she's just not programmed to do certain things unless you say it over and over again.
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    How can I make Siri play a game with me?
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    As far as I know, you can’t do that. Siri is meant to help, not to be used as entertainment.
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    What do I do if Siri won't respond to me?
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    You probably turned siri off. Go to settings, then Siri and make sure she is turned on.
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    How do I get Siri to be mad at me?
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    You could try telling her she's ugly or that you hate the iPhone. That might make her angry!
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    How do I make Siri say bad words?
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    Change your name to swear words and ask Siri to read off all your contacts.
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    What do I do if Siri is not responding to me?
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    Either Siri is turned off (you can change that in settings), you're not pressing the home button (or Siri button on Accessibility Touch), or 'Hey Siri' is turned off.
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    How do I make 2 Siris talk?
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    You have to have 2 iPhones and hold both of the home buttons at the same time. Then they will both start talking.
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    Is it possible to get Siri to recognize two people on a single phone?
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    No, Siri can only recognize one person per phone.
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    How do I get Siri to sing with me?
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    Say, "Siri, sing with me. Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala Lala lala lala lala," as long as you can. It is pretty funny at the end.
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    Can I get Siri to compliment me?
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    Yes. Compliment her -- "You're looking dashing today" -- and she/he will say something cute back.
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    Will Siri actually be haunted at 3:00am?
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    It depends on the questions you ask her. If you have a normal conversation then nothing will happen
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    How do I make Siri sing songs that I like?
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    Community Answer
    Siri can’t sing songs to you, but you can ask Siri to help you to play songs. To do this, say, ”Play (The song you want to hear).”
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    How do I make Siri mad?
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    Just insult Siri! Different insults get different responses.
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    How do I get Siri to shut up without having to close out?
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    Just don’t say anything and Siri won’t respond. Siri reacts to statements, so if you are quiet and the room you’re in is quiet, you should be fine.
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    How do I make Siri show me a meme?
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    Just tell her to show you a meme, and a meme should pop out.
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    How do I get Siri to address me how I want her to?
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    Just say, "Change my nickname," and then she will ask what you want her to call you.
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    How do I get Siri to turn into a fairy?
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    You can’t turn Siri into mythical creatures or beings.
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    How do I get Siri to stop talking?
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    Go to Settings, then scroll until you see "Siri." Click it and the option to turn her off should be there.
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    How do I get Siri to read a story to me?
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    Just ask her to tell you a story. You sometimes have to do it a bunch of times before she'll respond.
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