Q&A for How to Pee Outside as a Woman

No one deserves to be treated like that. First, tell him that if he doesn’t pull over, you will pee in his car. If he says no and you pee your pants and he abuses you, call the police! Also, and this should really go without saying, break up with him immediately.

If you don't have a vagina, you probably have a penis, in which case peeing outside will be a lot easier.

Pee stains are the same as hiding period stains. Tie a sweater, jacket, or scarf around your waist.

Apologize, and tell the person that it was an emergency and that you couldn't hold it.

Use the opportunity to teach your daughter that the body and bodily functions are not shameful. Explain the situation and then talk to her about normal things.

No. If you urgently need to go, that is more important than gender separation.

Go to the nearest bathroom and put water all over the pee stain and then spread it farther up toward your waist. Make it look like a big spill. Then stand in front of the hand dryer and blow your pants dry. If anyone asks, just tell them you spilled something on your pants.

Just let loose and let it go down the drain, then cover the smell with soap or shampoo.

It certainly isn't "wrong," assuming you wash up afterwards, but it would be pretty awkward if you were seen by neighbors or anyone passing by.

You can still pee outside, just realize that you may also bleed a little, so keep your undies well away from the flow. You can do it, women have done so for millennia and beyond and haven't being revolved by it.

Grab something, a sweater, jacket, scarf, book bag, to try to cover it up and ask the teacher if you can go to the bathroom if you have a change of clothes or ask if you can go to the nurse or office because you feel ill.

Go behind a safe surface and pee. Just because you're on your period doesn't mean you can't pee. You may bleed a bit though and be sure to have a supply of pads/tampons and a carry-out bag for holding used ones in.

People don't often look at other people's shoes. Try to wipe it off as best you can.

They likely won't, unless you have eaten asparagus or something.

Politely repeat your need to use the bathroom and say that unless they want to know the emergency, which is more severe than having to pee, that they reconsider.

You will be asked to leave immediately, perhaps even banned from ever coming back. All people will be asked to exit the water and one or several of various water cleaning methods will be used. This is very unsanitary, impolite and not to mention disgusting. Please don't ever pee in the pool. Go to the restrooms like everybody else.

Get as far from civilization as possible. Then get behind a tree, and squat and hide what ever you can with clothing. Make sure that no one is around and can see you.

If you find an adult diaper in your size then it is okay to do, but you should still use a toilet when possible.

Just ask to go to the bathroom.

Explain to him that this was an emergency and tell him that it's not good to hold in your pee for too long, which is why you acted this way. Remind yourself that you might have to "drop everything (including modesty) and pee" in emergencies.

Wear incontinence pads if you can't stop peeing at any time. Otherwise, most shopping centers have toilets.

Make sure it's a safer part of a city/town because police usually don't hang around safer places and do it very sneakily. Or, hide behind a fence or a hedge. Or, find a toilet and make use of it.

Yes, it's very much okay. Don't forget to wash up afterwards. Everybody does this, it saves a lot of water, and there are no adverse health effects.

You could use a clean leaf if you're in a forest; this is how people used to wipe themselves. Beware it may sting or cause you to have an allergic reaction. Usually just let the last bits drip out naturally, shake your tail and pull your pants back up. If not, perhaps you have spare tissues in your bag.

If you lost the bottom, just pee in the water away from others. Ask someone to give you a towel. Don't give reasons. Then just walk away with your towel bottom!

If you feel okay with that, then you may proceed. On the other hand, if you're in a store and find yourself peeing your pants, it will be a ugly moment.

If you are bathing and need to pee, it is probably best to just get out and use the toilet, unless you do not mind bathing in pee.

You could leave early while it's still dark or spill a drink on yourself to cover it up

Apologize, tell them you had to go and couldn't hold it.

By following the steps above, or by peeing standing with a device.