What Wild wikiHow Article Am I?
Hey, you! Yeah, you, the wikiHow user reading this! Do you love wikiHow? Ever wish you could be a wikiHow article? And not just any wikiHow article, but one of the fun, zany, why-does-this-exist wikiHow articles? Today’s your lucky day!
Just answer these 8 quick questions, and we’ll assign you a wild wikiHow article based on your vibes. We may not know you personally, but we sure know wikiHow, so we think we’re pretty accurate.
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Questions Overview
- Pet telepathy: the ability to talk to animals.
- Invisibility: the ability to vanish without a trace.
- Persuasion: the ability to get people to do whatever I want.
- Intuition: the ability to know how something works, just by looking at it.
- I'm a writer! I put my pen to work writing every little scene and line, making sure they're top quality.
- I'm the star! The audience follows my gripping story and learns something new by the end. And I get loads of awards.
- I'm a background actor that offers a helpful tip or a snappy joke that gives the whole thing some flavor.
- I'm the scenery artist! I’m making a beautiful, hand-illustrated prop to help the audience get immersed.
- Sign me up! I'm always willing to lend a hand.
- Hold on, I need to hear what we're doing first before I make a decision...
- No thanks, I've got my own mountain of projects to finish!
- I'm gonna do the same project but better, just to foster a little healthy competition.
- I love fish. I love eating them, specifically.
- I've never really trusted fish. They just seem like they're up to something. Something fishy.
- Fish are the cutest animals on planet Earth. I couldn't even bring myself to eat them, they're so cute.
- I try to stay far away from fish. They're slimy and cold. And smelly.
- Sports & fitness. wikiHow is my personal trainer!
- Pets & animals. wikiHow is my personal animal whisperer!
- Food & cooking. wikiHow is my personal chef!
- Careers & jobs. wikiHow is my go-to business partner!
- A sword and ninja stars, naturally! I don't know how to use them, but there's a wikiHow article for that!
- I'll stick with my fists. They're all I need.
- A slingshot that shoots something heavy, like potatoes. I'll have the firepower advantage!
- Wait wait wait! Can't we just talk this out?
- Think of all the ways I'd make the world a better place if I were in charge.
- Dream of making a new, perfect life for myself.
- Work on a new, practical skill. Like kickboxing. Or crochet.
- Research obscure topics and wild periods in history.
- Yes! I like helping people learn and grow.
- Yes, but mostly because I like to be in control, if I’m being totally honest...
- Not really, I prefer letting other people teach me new things!
- No! It's way too much responsibility for me.
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