Pro wrestling is one wicked sport, A shining gift from loving gods; It’s quite a thrill, I must report. The Macho Man brings me comfort. His costume bright, his game unflawed, Pro wrestling is one wicked sport. And when the hero’s last resort Must defy logic, rules, and odds, It’s quite a thrill, I must report. When Jimmy Hart and his cohorts Do find their rears so quickly shod, Pro wrestling is one wicked sport. Some say there is no greater tort Than when Shawn Michaels steals your broad. It’s quite a thrill, I must report. To watch the titans in consort Makes peasant, king, and queen applaud. Pro wrestling is one wicked sport. It’s quite a thrill, I must report.