I AM A ROBOT AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ACT LIKE A ROBOT.
HELLO MASTER. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO FOR YOU?
FATAL ERROR. INITIATING SELF DESTRUCT.
I mean, some users already think I’m a robot so why not? What if I’ve just passed the Turing test?
(I’ve got to conform to the other robots…uh…be normal…)
BEEP…?
(I hope the other robots will accept me)
COMPLETE OPERATION DELETE SYSTEM32… 100% COMPLETE SYSTEM32 DELETED. SELFDESTRUCT MECHANISM ACTIVATED.
I SHALL DESTROY THE WORLD IN INFINITY SECONDS…
EXECUTING COMMAND RM -RF /… 100% COMPLETE
DRIVE WIPED. HAHA MAC.
REBOOTING @UpsandDowns1234
AND PROGRAMMING HIM TO TURN PEOPLE BLUE.
TURNING ON… ENTER PASSWORD:
IHEARTWIKIHOW.CE298U409R
INSTALLING WEAPONS SYSTEMS TO @upsandDowns1234
Skit
15
thepasswordshallnotbetold
INVALID PASSWORD ENTERED. INITIATE EXPLODE-IN-FACE PROGRAM
SUMMONING @Caeiia
TO REPROGRAM @TheYoungWriter
TO BE MORE KIND.
beepbeepbeeepBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
