I was scrolling through the old forum games and found this. The objective is false diagnosis. To play, you need to make up a symptom, and the user below has to make up a diagnosis for you. I will start.
I turn into a dragon at night and in day I morph into a fluttering fairy. Doctor, help me!
Morphititis, you should drink the blood of a Unicorn for 1 day to cure this.
Help doctor, whenever I talk I baa like a sheep instead!
Sheep talk. You should eat a sheep to cure this. My skin cannot be cleaned while I am taking a shower.
Take a shower with milk.
I can’t control my fire powers when I’m a Super Saiyan! Doctor, any help, please?
Ohh… Ohhhhh, so we are playing doctor here? Heheh
Yes, @MatthewMiles02127
, but you didn’t give me a diagnoses for my disease. I can’t control my fire powers when I’m a Super Saiyan and they burst out shooting like lava. Help, doctor! Any ideas you can do!?
Lemme see, try setting yourself on fire and then jump into a lake.
Emergency! Blood’s coming out between my thighs!!!
Wrap it around with bandages.
I jumped in the lake while in Super Saiyan form and having my fire powers but nothing happened… Not even a spark of fire. I guess water and fire don’t mix. When I am flying, I’m in my regular form, black hair and everything and I can control my powers. I guess it can’t be controlled in Super Saiyan form? Any help?
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Um… I am no good with names. But the cure is all you need to do is take a salty bath with herbal oils mixed in the water every morning
Doctor! I need help! I have nightmares frequently both during the night and the daytime… these nightmares feel so real that they are causing me to become timid and highly sensitive to things.
This is based on a true story
Oh, thanks @NatarianQueen
! I can control my fire powers when I’m in Super Saiyan form.
Hmm…eat cake in the morning and stew in the evening. Cake will sweeten up your dreams and stew will tranquilize the nightmare.
Help! I grew 9 hands!
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Hmmm I will try that… if only if I had some cake and I don’t like stew.
Get someone to cut them off then eat some blueberries to help prevent you growing more of them!
Help! My eyes are really itchy and red every morning
Eyetchiness. Pour water into your eyes.
I keep destroying planets, because my robo-hands are malfunctioning.
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Robohanditis :p
Cure: Get them repaired then apply a mix of petroleum jelly and mineral oil on your hands.
Help! I keep talking strangely, like slurs in my speech and I tend to repeat myself in my whispers
Cut them!?? What…? Oh, I think that worked!
Repeatitis: Cure~Sing a song then try to hum that song’s tune and then sing it without the lyrics. Then, try to speak and you shouldn’t repeat to talk weird anymore.
Help! I have two brains!
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Urm… have you not noticed that all of these things are <i> real? </i>? I have these things… apart from the itchy eye thing, that’s gone.
I cannot sing… my Autism delays many things.
Zombieism… you need to eat and swallow small bones but not too small and drink cooking oil everyday
Help! My chest hurts every morning and sometimes at night and every time it does, my heat races and I feel exhausted
I guess I cannot properly make up things… in this situation that is
What you need to do is bathe in goat milk, it will make things better I turned into @JackHerrick
overnight!
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JackHerrickness, you need to stay away from all electrical devices for a full 24 hrs unless in case of real emergencies then sip a small amount of red wine.
Help! I have hiccups and I cannot get rid of them! I have tried all of the basic ways but it is no use!
@NatarianQueen
I can’t drink wine, I have an allergy to grapes 0_o
I would suggest you eat some guacamole then sleep for 573266 hours
Help!!! I have gone purple!
Drink some salt water then go out on a walk for at least 20 minutes
Help! My feet are frozen into ice cubes and I cannot move them!
Ice cube feet. Pour hot water on them and see what happens.
Every time I put on some music, it is always at the maximum volume. I turn it down, but my ears still pick it up as if it is still as the maximum volume. Any advice?
