Share some funny moments. Starting now!
Multiple moments for me.
All I needed was a toilet to do it! I flooded the house!
My brother flooded our neighbor’s yard! All he needed for THAT was a hose!
I got scared by my babysitter’s phone ringing causing me to chuck it in the pool.
^ Ha! >_< I called 911 when I was little. They hung up when I started talking about my stuffed animals.
I have a great one. I was… nine years old, give or take. This conversation occurred at the table:
Sister: “I heard about this family who has something like 22 kids.”
Mom: “Oh yes, I’ve heard about them. And when they go out, they all buy hats of the same color so that they don’t lose each other.”
Dad: “Now that’s not cool. 22 kids? It’s an overpopulated world, and they’re taking more than their share.”
Me: “Yeah, they should leave some hats for everyone else.”
^Ha ha! Wait is that actually true?
@Gymnast-7
, yep, that’s actually true. As an autistic nine year old, I couldn’t figure out why everyone was laughing until my dad explained he was referring to the amount of kids they were having, not the amount of hats they had to buy.
@Galactic-Radiance
- It was true! Oh, wow. That’s cool and funny at the same time.
That was probably the best response yet =P At the top of my head, I can’t think of any funny moments. Hmmmm
I have another good one! I think I was nine with this one, too.
Me: /picks up my sister’s crochet hook and turns to her/ “This looks like an early version of the fork!”
^Lol. I can imagine that! XD
This one is when I was 3 My mom: Awwww! Look at my little girl! Me: I’m not little! My mom: Okay. Well if you’re not a little girl then what are you. A big girl? Me: No. I’m a couch potato, just like all the other big people.
You were one cool 9 year old =P I want to try eating with that fork. I think it’s possible /searches for crochet hook
Aww Emma <3 I’ve always been a couch potato too
Maybe you can eat chicken nuggets on that hook. Or maybe a kabob?
I love yours, EmmaKids are so brutally honest.
Another one of mine:
Me: /pacing
Dad: “Stop walking around the room in circles.”
Me: /changes direction
Dad: “Thank you.”
Me: “Now I’m walking around in squares.”
Dad: “Stop walking around the room in squares.”
Me: /changes direction again/ “Now I’m walking around the room in rectangles!”
I believe my sister posted my rendition of that story (“One time Dad told me to stop walking around in circles, so I started walking around in squares and rectangles.”) on Facebook.
Thanks! Your’s was funny too. Next thing you know you’ll be walking around in triangles. Ha! ; P
^ I want to walk in hearts ;-; And stars.
^Yeah. I could of thought of those also. I’ll walk in…flowers???
