Pretend to be Siri (or any personal assistant). Give a funny response to the response given.
Where is wikiHow?
Cluck cluck cluck!
Siri: OK, you are now teleporting to wikiHow.
Hey Siri, where is my mouse?
Give it to my cat.
Siri: Okay, your CATerpillar bulldozer now has a mouse.
Siri: Your computer is in the dumpster.
Hey Siri, go to sleep.
Well, CPenguin17, Go to your settings
Hey Siri, What is the forecast for today?
Checking everyone’s mood today…
Looks like everyone is pretty sad and stressed today…
Today is a rainy day…
Hey Siri, how do you do the splits?
Searching the web for “How do you do the splits” I found these: • Make a Banana Split • Split up with Your Family • Split Jobs At Work (Everything BUT what you wanted) Hey Siri, how do I make you have an Australian accent?
I have to have grown up in Australia. But I grew up in America.
Hey Siri, can I have a peppermint?
I didn’t hear what you said
Hey Siri, tell me a joke
What do you think I am, a clown?
Hey Siri, turn me into a dog.
I am sorry. I do not understand
Hey Siri…
Kaliia
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I don’t see a “teacher” in your contacts. Hey Siri, make me some eggs cause I’m lazy
Okay…teleports you to a small island on Hawaii and leaves you stranded there.
Hey Siri, give me a hug!
Picking everything up in your room…what, you want to keep your furniture? Oh, sorry, I already took it away and placed it in the trash.
Hey Siri, find me a boyfriend!
Okay…doodles all over the page and gives it to your teacher. What, you got a F? Well, that’s not my fault!
Hey Siri, make my mom be nice to me!
Stealing your homework…what? Oh, sorry, I can’t tell you and your sibling apart!
Hey Siri, stop my parents from divorcing each other!
Okay, inserting tumor into your brain. Ooops, I was supposed to insert humor, not tumor? Well, sorry, good luck with your brain cancer!
Hey Siri, make me happy!
Okay… Your happy is simmering in a pot on the stove. Why do you give me this confused look? You said to make you some happy! Hey Siri, do my speech for me next time in speech class!
