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To play, the first person will post an “if” statement, then the 2nd person will post a “then” statement in response to the previous “if”, then the 2nd person will post their own “if” statement, and so on.

<center>Ex: Person 1 - If I drink a glass of water

Person 2 - then you will blow up. If I post this comment

Person 3 - then Person 1 will be mad. If etc…
</center>I’ll start: If I sneeze in 5 seconds

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then there will be approximately 2million viruses floating in the air. If I kill all the vampires,

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Then twilight will be at an end :D. If I won the euromillions

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then I will assume that’s an English lottery. If go offline in 30 seconds

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Then your device will be off. If Mr. T showed up at your door.

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I’d call him a crazy fool. @WikiRicardo euromillions is a lottery for all of europe and is much higher winnings. If I threw a carrot

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then I would be covered in it If I turned into a chicken

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You’d be our dinner. O.o If the sun died out

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We would probably freeze to death If I gave you a can of lemonade

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then I’d squeeze it and wonder why my hands are covered in lemon-scented metal. If you give a mouse a cookie

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He’d throw it at you and demand cheese. If you were Home Alone

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I would secretly have a DANCE PARTY!! If I gave you a million dollars

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I’d give half to a charity of your choice. If I owned manhattan

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Cricket would be the city’s sport. If Percy Jackson was real

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I would invite him round for a PARTAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!! If I knocked on your door right now

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I’d invite you for a cup of tea and halo halo. If my cousin joined wikiHow

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I’d cry. :’’’( If I kicked someone in the painfuls

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I’d follow it up. If Mary brought her lamb to school

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I would give it a hug. If I flew over mount everest

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You’d find the yeti’s relatives xD If I swam the Mariana Trench